• The Melodramatic Soap Opera in a Moist tropic Environment
    Chapter One



    -As Jonathan Rick Sexy awoke in his condo/beach house/ mansion in the Bahamas,

    the first thing he noticed was a light peeking underneath the door of his game room,

    accompanied by the slight “Clack Clack” of wood chips on a table.


    “GASP!” Jonathan Rick Sexy gasped. His girlfriend, Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff was sitting

    there, playing Scrabble with his arch-enemy from bar tending school, Rico “Shimmy-

    Shimmy Co-Co-Puff” Rodriguez. A dramatically dramatic pause was preformed before

    Jonathan Rick Sexy yelled out- “What are you doing with my girlfriend, Rico “Shimmy-

    Shimmy Co-Co-Puff” Rodriguez?!”

    “Wait! This isn’t what it looks like!” said Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff in desperation.

    “You stay out of this Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff!” said Jonathan Rick Sexy angrily.

    “But it is Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff’s increasingly lack of interest towards Monopoly that

    she begged to play Scrabble with me! Retorted Rico “Shimmy-Shimmy Co-Co-Puff”

    Rodriguez.

    “But Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff, my sweet walrus, you said that you love to play

    Monopoly with me- I even let you be the car!” said Jonathan Rick Sexy with tears in his

    eyes.

    “That was then….” said Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff “And this is……..not then!”

    “Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff came to me in her time of need saying that YOU, Jonathan Rick

    Sexy, bought up the railroads just because you knew that was her strategy!” pointed out

    Rico “Shimmy-Shimmy Co-Co-Puff” Rodriguez.


    “That was not me” cried out Jonathan Rick Sexy. “That was my Evil-Arch-Twin-Related-

    Brother: Jonathan Pr ick Smexy!”

    GASP!” gasped Bunny Ashley Tiffany-Puff and Rico “Shimmy-Shimmy Co-Co-Puff”

    Rodriguez in unison.