• Katy--Merry Christmas and welcome everyone! This is the first installment of The-Talking-To-Anime-For-No-Apparent-Reason-Except-That-I‘m-Bored Show!! Alright in today’s show I’ll be with the Naruto cast!! Please help me Welcome Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura!!

    Walks in characters from the Naruto show Audience Applause Characters sit down on the chairs that are on a row in front of audiences

    Katy--Welcome everyone to the Talking-To-Anime-For-No-Apparent-Reason-Except-That-I‘m-Bored Show!! So how is everyone doing today?

    Naruto--Hey…I thought this was a mission?

    Katy--Umm…it is a mission…umm this is a special kind of mission you’re ahh suppose to ahh answer my questions and stuff for…pie?

    Cast--…

    Katy--And ramen…?

    Naruto--Oh well that’s DIFFERENT! I’ll do anything for ramen!!

    Katy--(aside) haha suckers!! (to cast) ok so to start things off…why don’t you answer some questions for our audience! HOW’S THAT SOUND!! good-guy pose

    Sakura--Sure since we’re obviously stuck here…

    Sasuke--Dobe Naruto

    Kakashi--…

    Katy--Alright the first question is for Sasuke…Sasuke do you consider yourself “emo”?

    Sasuke--Are you mocking me? I AM NOT EMO!!

    Katy--Right and I’m a 50 feet deep pool!!

    Cast--…Pool?

    Katy--Yes a pool…looks crazy

    audiences laugh characters shift a little to the back

    Katy--smiles happily anyway next question is for Naruto…Naruto what do you think of this years elections? Are you rooting for a special candidate? And if so what are your reasons and thought of the candidate views of the Iraq war?

    Naruto--…What…?

    Katy--…

    Naruto--…

    Katy--…

    Naruto--I vote ramen…?

    Katy--…I didn’t know ramen was running…I’m more of a pocky person myself I think he has some good views…and that slogan sure is catch “VOTE POCKY I’LL BE THE CHOCOLATE-COVERED-PRETZEL-STICK IN THE a** OF THOSE WHO DON“T!!“

    Cast--…

    Katy--Oh right next question is for Sakura…what is the exact shade color pink of your hair?

    Sakura--Umm I guess it’s Sakura pink…

    Naruto--Looks like a light pink with red undertone…

    Rest of Cast and Katy--…?

    Naruto--…

    Katy--Alright we are going into a commercial break. When we come back the final questing and a special Xmas something don’t go anywhere…or I kill you!!

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    theme music plays commercial break

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    theme music plays back to show

    Katy--Welcome back everyone to the Talking-To-Anime-For-No-Apparent-Reason-Except-That-I‘m-Bored Show!! I’m here today with the cast of Naruto show. Before the commercial break I was asking questions and I have yet to ask Kakashi his question. Should I do it?

    Audience--Do it!!

    Katy--If you want me to….Kakashi WHAT IS UNDER THAT MYSTERIOUS MASK!!

    Kakashi--What’s under my mask? Well what’s under YOUR mask?

    Katy-- How did you know I was wearing a mask!?

    Kakashi--I’m a Konoha ninja I KNOW EVERYTHING!!

    Katy--OMG THAT’S TRUE!!

    Naruto--HEY WHERE’S MY RAMEN!? WE ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS!!

    Katy--Aha! but you forgot the “stuff”

    Cast--…What “stuff“?

    Katy--evil smilebwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    Cool robot chick voice--we are having some technical difficulties please wait a moment…

    Cool music plays (Tambourine by Eve) funny picture of Pakkun peeing on a sleeping Orochimaru…

    Cool robot chick voice--thank you for waiting please enjoy your scheduled program…

    Katy--Hey sorry about that folks I’m proud to introduce the Konaha Xmas Ninjas!! As you can see I’m also very into the Xmas spirit and decided to dress up like a shmexay Mrs. Clause!!

    Walk in Naruto cast dressed like different Xmas characters

    Katy--OMFG!! So kawaii!!

    Naruto--Do I have to dressed like a snowman?

    Sasuke--at least you’re not an elf? Who the hell is gonna fear an elf?

    Katy--you can be an emo elf that’s scary…

    Sasuke--I’m not emo!!

    Sakura--So why are we dressed up like this? And why do I have to be Rudolph?

    Kakashi--…( Santa!!)

    Katy--Hey this is my show…I mean uh mission and you have to do as I say!! Anyways the reason you’re all dressed up like Xmas characters is because we are playing the I-Want-To-Hit-People-With-Stuff-Because-It’s-The-End-Of-The-Talking-To-Anime-For-No-Apparent-Reason-Except-That-I‘m-Bored Show!!-Game. As the name suggest the guest have to hit each other as much as they can with whatever the audience decides in a time span of thirty seconds! The one that’s hit most loses and the one that isn’t wins! This time the loser has to spend the night with a emotionally unstable rabid gorilla and, like always, the winner gets to pick from three door. Two of those doors contain horrible gruesome prizes and the other two special boxes. One box has prank and the other the real prize!

    Cast--…

    Katy--You got all that!?

    Cast--…sweat drop

    Katy--Ohhhhh K!! So before the show we had the audience decide what they would use as ammo…and they decided…HOT RAMEN!! So bring out the ramen bowls! Courtesy of Ichiraku’s Ramen!! Umm hmm hmm delicious!!

    Naruto--RAMEN!!

    assistant bring out thousands of ramen bowls from backstage

    Katy--Alright!! Let’s get this show on the road!! On your mark get set throw!!

    cast looks at the ramen bowls and sit back down except for Naruto who jumps head first in the many bowls of ramen As he stuffs his face with ramen, splatters of food and broth hit’s the rest of the cast ten seconds pass and Naruto is covered head to toe in ramen as the others try to stop him ten more seconds and Naruto finished almost all the bowls of ramen everyone gave up trying to stop him and sat back down

    Katy--Everyone count with me 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...what goes after 4...2...1!! End GAME!!

    Naruto looks up from a ramen bowl, his face full of ramen, and grins the others walk next to Katy Sakura is pretty much clean except for a few drops of ramen here and there Sasuke is a little dirtier being the one that was close to Naruto Kakashi was hiding behind a Chair after giving up on Naruto reading his little orange book

    Katy--There is no denying that the winner is…(point at Sakura) NARUTO!! (He’s Behind Sakura)

    Cast--Whaaaaat?

    Katy--All of you got thrown ramen at Naruto was the only one who didn’t…weren’t you paying attention to the rules…?

    Naruto--Yey I won!!

    Katy--So Naruto, you just won, The-I-Want-To-Hit-People-With-Stuff-Because-It’s-The-End-Of-The-Talking-To-Anime-For-No-Apparent-Reason-Except-That-I‘m-Bored Show!!-Game, what do you plan on doing now?

    Naruto--I’m going to Disney Land!!

    Katy and Cast--…?

    Naruto--…?

    Katy--Before that you need to pick a door!! So what will it be, Door 1, Door 2 or…DOOR 3!!

    Naruto--……..I pick……DOOR…...2!!

    Katy-- Beautiful assistant what it behind door number 3!?

    Naruto--but I picked…!!

    Katy runs towards the door in a completely different outfit she winks with a flirty smiles and opens the door The door has…2 small gift wrapped boxes

    Katy as assistant--Oh goody you picked the right one…hee hee hee

    Katy runs back to Naruto as Mrs. Clause

    Katy regular--YEY NARUTO!! Now pick carefully…WHAT BOX DO YOU WANT?!

    Naruto--The red one!! The red one!!

    Katy--assistant bring the box!

    Katy runs back to the box as the assistant

    Katy as assistant--Oh yes command me!!

    Katy the assistant bring the box over to Naruto Naruto rips the wrapping off and opens the box he looks inside Naruto has a massive nosebleed he faint from mayor blood lost

    Katy--oops I guess he couldn’t take it…

    Cast--what’s in the box!?

    Katy--it’s only a picture of Kakashi taking a shower, that’s the prize after all

    Sakura and Sasuke blush Kakashi looks up from his book with a WTF look Katy looks at the picture and looks side to side she giggles

    Katy--I guess I should say who the loser if huh? WELL the loser is…Kakashi okshow’sovergoodbyeeveryoneseeyounext time!! ok show’s over goodbye everyone see you next time!!


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    Later after show

    Kakashi--so where’s the ‘emotionally unstable rabid gorilla’?

    at the time a gorilla is thrown into the room and the door is locked Kakashi eyes the obvious fake gorilla and cocks his head to the side

    Kakashi--this is sad…

    Gorilla--who you calling sad?

    Kakashi--you…

    Gorilla--…bwahahahaha!!

    Kakashi--I don’t like the sound of that

    gorilla takes of costume and dum dum dum IT’S KATY!!

    Katy--ha now you are my prisoner and I shall rape you till you LOVE ME!!

    Kakashi--…did you forget I’m a ninja? It’ll take a lot of work to get me to stay down long enough to rape me…

    Katy--HA! But you forget I’m a crazy fan girl your ONLY WEAKNESS!! Not including porn…

    Kakashi--NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    Katy--YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Kakashi is raped Katy is happy THIS CHAPTER IS OVER