• One day a young woman was walking down the street when she saw a hobo,
    the hobo got up and walked over to the woman and said "Hello miss, how are you this fine day?" The woman looked at the dark sky and said "I don't think the day is fine, but i'm good all the same." The hobo chuckled to himself and asked the woman "Could you please donate to me?" The woman said "I'm sorry, i truly am but i'm just about to go shopping." The hobo glared at the woman "It WASN'T a question!" said the hobo and rugby tackled her to the floor, he then pulled a tiny knife from his pocket and slowly slit the girls throat.
    The hobo then laughed maniac like and then...