• Part V
    tab Priscilla walks into her house and is still in a daze from what just happened.
    tab “Priscilla!” Her mother marches over to her and drags her into the next room. “I told you to be here early! And what did you do? You come in late! Do you know how long we have been waiting!?”
    tab “No I-”
    tab “It is quite alright for a lady to be a little late. Especially a lady without a husband such as I.” Says some guy who walks up to Priscilla and takes her hand away from her mother. He then takes his cigarette from his mouth and kisses her hand. “You seem about pretty enough to be my wife.” As he says this he blows smoke into Priscilla’s face and she starts to cough. “Ah allow me to properly introduce myself. I am Sanji, your fiancé.”
    tab “Fiancé! But I never agreed to any-”
    tab “Hush! So Mr. Sanji, what do you do?”
    tab “Please miss, there is no reason to call me mister. Sanji is just fine for my future mother-in-law. And as for what I do, I own a tobacco plantation. It is the sweetest smelling tobacco around, if I do say so myself.”
    tab “Oh my! Priscilla my dear, how about you go get mister-, I mean Sanji, some tea.”
    tab “Ah, good I love a woman who can prepare some fine tea. Though I don’t know which I like better the tea or the woman.”
    tab “Tanya can you come help me? Please?” She nods and they both go into the kitchen together. Priscilla starts to put on a kettle of tea. “Good God! I did not know how much longer I could stand to be in the same room with that loser. I mean is it just me, or does he have a big head?”
    tab “Which do you mean? Do you mean his head is large or he has a large ego?”
    tab “Both.
    tab “Well, I suppose that is true as well.”
    tab “I could not breathe in there. He reeks of seafood and cigarettes! How could they do this to me.”
    tab “Maybe they think it is best for you to marry someone rich.”
    tab “Someone rich I could understand but someone like him! What are they smoking? They could have picked someone better.”
    tab “You mean someone like prince Sasuke?”
    tab “Well, yes!”
    tab “So how was your date?”
    tab “It was amazing! He even gave me a flower.”
    tab “How did you keep that from everyone seeing?”
    tab “It wasn’t that hard, everyone was focusing on that ugly buffoon. Eww, just picturing those eyebrows creep me out. I mean, how can someone grow their eyebrows in a swirl!? And what is with his left eye? Is it just me or did you see a crocodile’s eye in there, too?”
    tab “I was trying not to look. Though I will say one thing. He looked like a bit of a duck to me.” At this the sisters start laughing but the laughter soon ends when Priscilla collapses in the chair at the table.
    tab “What am I going to do! I’m going to be trapped in a pointless and gruesome marriage to this thing people call a man. I’m never going to be able to see the prince again. The prince! What am I going to do?”
    tab “About what?”
    tab “The prince, me! I told him I was not engaged!”
    tab “Well technically you weren’t. I mean you basically just found out about it.”
    tab “I know but I still lied to him. Everything I told him was a lie.”
    tab “I’m certain not everything was a lie. Did you tell him how you feel?”
    tab “No. How could I possibly tell him I love him after everything I’ve done”
    tab “You love him!”
    tab “Yes.”
    tab “Hmm, Mrs. Priscilla Uchiha. Mrs. Priscilla Sanji. I got to admit the first one sounds a lot better.”
    tab “Arg! Don’t remind me. That’s it! I’m going to tell him everything!”
    tab “Wait tell who?! Tell Sanji that he’s a selfish b*****d? Or tell the prince you love him and you are engaged?”
    tab “Both!” She marches off into the next room where Sanji has continued talking about how much money he makes growing tobacco on his plantation.
    tab “Just this month alone I have sold over twenty hundred bushels, and the month isn’t even over yet!”
    tab “I bet you didn’t even do anything but sat around and watched.”
    tab “Priscilla!”
    tab “No, no that is quite alright. She is right in fact. I did not have to do anything, I have many servants do all the work for me. But, uh, dear… where is the tea?”
    tab “You can go get it yourself! I am not going to be some servant to a wannabe like you!”
    tab “Now, now calm down my future wife. Once we go to my house you will be so relaxed. I know right now you are just getting nervous about being married to someone such as I.”
    tab “What do you not get! I do not want to marry an egotistical, idiotic, ugly fool such as yourself!”
    tab “U-Ugly?” Priscilla storms out of the house, as Sanji falls to the ground. “How can she call someone as beautiful as me ugly? I am not ugly am I?”
    tab Tanya stands next to him, “Poor, pitiful, fool, doesn’t even know when he’s dumped.”