• Chances are he'll kill you rather than cry
    1: Poke him and ask if it hurts
    2: Cover him in band-aids
    3: Tell him Konan hates him
    4: Make fun of his pirencings
    5: Try to call your friends while dialing the number on his arm pirencings
    6: Go up to both a male and female Pein and ask for one gender
    7: Due to the results of #7 , say he's bi
    8: Make him talk to me in real life (he'll commit suicide)
    9: Try to steal an earring
    10: When he asks you why say your playing an emo for your school play
    11: Go up to Konan while pointing at Pein and cry immaturely "DADAS BEING MEAN AGAIN"
    12: Ask why you weren't invited to Pein's and Konan's wedding
    13: Shove Konan's flower in Pein's mouth
    14: Buy Rinnegan contacts and wear them all over the base
    15: Ask him to pitch you base balls
    16: Buy him a light savor ( I hope thats right, I never seen Star Wars)
    17: Hide in his underwear draw
    18: Make normal Pein go on a romantic date with the female Pein
    19: Serve them bagels :3
    20: Take him to an optometrist
    21: While he rushes to Naruto throw a frog at him
    22: Ask if his earrings are from Wal-Mart
    23: Make him smell his feet
    24: Ask if he sewed the cloaks
    25: Give him a hug
    26: Steal Barney and stuff them in a closet with Pein
    27: Call PBS and say a adult fan stole Barney
    28: Dango, Dango, Dango, Dango. Dango daikazoku
    29: Go back to the Gaara Retrieval Arc and push him off the finger
    30: While he's walking through a busy area come out with a My little Pony lunch box and shout loudly over the crowd "OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! PEIN-CHAN!!!!!!!!! YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH BOX!!!!!!!!!"