• Weirdest theory of the day:
    If a girl is wearing a scrunchy the colour is the colour of their heart.
    I cracked up. That was just so weird! Are there any more? I pondered.
    That was the theory on Igoogle that changed my life. It made me superstitious, that’s where I went wrong. I was called Elisa I was 15 and had a great singing voice, neither of those changed, just my family, the year, my friends and my enemies changed, so nothing much... But I didn’t know that then, so my life went on, for a week.
    School was the usual work, friends, enemies, teachers. . .“Elisa! It’s time to have your lunch and hurry up. I have to have my lunch too you know!” My teacher called.
    I sighed. Only she called me Elisa, Everyone else school called me Lisa, with one exception. Dax the max pain, I thought of that one myself. Anyway, he calls me Head louse. I mostly ignore him but sometimes it gets really unbearable when he when he drones it in my ear. No, drone is the wrong word, whine is better. I know, his voice is like a mosquito. In fact that is what I would refer to him as, a mosquito. He’s small, he’s constantly whining, and he’s quite fast.
    I shifted from the desk and I got flanked by two best mates, Fiona and Bear, Bear’s real name was Beatrice, but she was fed up with it since the day she could talk! We’re inseparable, Fiona, Bear and I, we went everywhere together

    Please tell me if I should bother carrying on.