• Why am I here? I thought. Why? Because of that stupid Imprint. Imprint? Well for you less brainy individuals its pretty much Love at First Sight. Yah you heard me right, there is such thing. SO With whom? Well, with my best friend’s once toddler daughter. NOW! Before you punch me, scream *****, and call the cops (Yes, I’ve had people do that…) I CAN EXPLAIN! She’s 15 now and I don’t love her THAT WAY… At least not yet (O.O) well I don’t think I’ll ever really love her THAT way. ANY WAY! My love for her is kinda like the Godfather (Or whatever the hell you call it) making sure that precious little bundle of Joy (IN this case vampire/human) is Ok. Sadly that also means I have to travel to dumb ******** places (Like London England) In search of said STUPID bundle of joy, in hopes of finding said person and in the process finding out stupid things that I never even thought of. Wait I’m getting ahead of myself. You see, this all started out in Forks, Washington. I’d just come back from a “friend’s” house (*cough* Leah *cough*) and was tired from a night of “pleasure and poker” and got a oh so unnecessary call from said bundle of joy aka Renesmee (Nessie) who was at the airport using granddaddy’s credit card to catch a flight to London.
    “JAKE! Guess What?!?” She greeted me excitedly. OH GOD!
    “Nessie where the hell are you? Your Parents are calling me nonstop and I think I’m gonna go Awl!” I yelled into the phone. She laughed on the other end apparently, she wasn’t hearing the seriousness in my voice.
    “IM at the airport! I’m getting on the next flight to LONDON!” She said/yelled like it was a good thing.
    “WHAT THE…! You will not get on the ******** plane!” I said pissed. WTF Nessie?
    “Jakie…I-…” She Started I cut her off.
    “GET YOU HYBRID a** OUT OF THE AIRPORT AND BACK HOME YOUNG LADY!” I Screamed into the Phone. This was probably a bad thing to say at the moment but I was pissed, tired, had to pee, and I was sick of this teenage crap.
    “******** off Jacob” She yelled into the phone “I’m Not a baby anymore!” Then she hung up. I held the dead phone in my hand until it started beeping from the lack of another living being on the other end.
    “********! BELLA’S Gonna Kill me!” I yelled to no one in particular. I was done for…