• This story begins in the great city of Caramellochoklitland.
    Where the men hunt for wild potatoes and the women are forced by the law to cook and sew for the men.
    BUT NOT ONE SMALL LITTLE GIRL!
    This little girl said to her mother as she was being set on fire by a flashlight "Mummy, I'm leaving for the great city of Awesomeland"
    And as her mother screamed "OH MY GOD! I'M ON FIRE! SOMEBODY HELP ME! CARMY! HELP ME!!!!!" She walked into the distance.
    "Waaaiiitt a minute, why'd I say bye to her, I'm like 20. And my mother moved to Popsicleveal. So, who was that and why did she know my name?"

    So! She slung her SchmexehBow (TRAADDEEEMMAAARRK) and rode off into the distance, her whole city burned to the ground.
    As if just for her... Or for the fire, I'unno.
    It was a long journey and she encountered many perils.
    The Sock puppets, the Mangled hammocks and the Retarded Mufasas.
    But even those could not stop her.
    She soon arrived at the gate of Awesomeland. She demanded that the guards let her in.
    They said "Okay" and opened the gate.
    But she replied "SAY NO WILL YOU? EAT SCHMEXEHNESS!!!!" and shot them.
    She went in to be trialled in court. But with the great Sauce of all awesome at her side she could not fail.
    He is one schmexeh lawyer.
    Soon, they both ruled the town and killed many a noob.
    END!
    (Also, a man named Jim came asking for directions to El Dorito)