• there once was a man who taught his parrot how to say "who's there?" when someone knocks. one day, the owner was sleeping. and someone came to the door. the rest went like this...



    *knock knock*

    ~whos there?

    the milk man

    -5 minutes later-

    *knock knock*

    ~whos there?

    the milk man

    -3 minutes later-

    ~who's there?

    THE MILK MAN!

    -5 SECONDS later-

    *knock knock!*

    ~who's there?



    then the milk man got REALLY mad. he busted through the door, and then the owner woke up!

    the owner said: who's there????

    ~then the parrot said: the milk man!