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[1 day it was lame. there was nothing 2 do? in the meantime it seemed like there was nothing to do in life in life]
Deidara: wtf are we going to do?
Sasori: y the hell would i care..wait..i would... -_-
Hidan: MY DAMN EARS THERE BLEEDING!!!
Pein: whats..wrong!?
Tobi: (sings horibly) Iiiiii LOVVvE U
Deidara: Shut that bish up
Hidan: be glad to...(grabs sythe)
Tobi: (repeats song) -looks-
Hidan: ~slashes sythe~ SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Tobi: u could of asked xd
Hidan: -twitches- okay fine! I HAD ENOUGH!!! just look at US!
sobbering! WASTING OUT TIME!!!
Zetzu: he has a point / true
Deidara: (yahns) yea we get it ~stretches~
Pein: (thinks) u know we can always hit through town?
Tobi: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!
(....................................no responce)
Sasori: watever
Hidan: im going
Deidara: AND WHERE!damn idot if u have something to do, tell us! or me
Hidan: its for me! and for u to find out
Tobi: -claps hands- ITS A PRESENT i just know it! whee
Zetzu: in the meantime i have to do something (i better ditch these idots)
Hidan: (leaves)
Deidara: C'mon! Man! u uu cant leave me with him!? stare
Itachi: ... ~tip toes to car~
Tobi: I WANNA COME I WANNA COME I WANNA COME WHERE YA GOING WHERE YA GOING!
Itachi: (fuuuck!)
Deidara: -runs to car- WTF! -smiles- where yaa goinnn
Itachi: ...aparently to get someting to eat
Tobi: CAN WE GO TO BURGER KING!!!!! i wanna crown -bawls-
Itachi: (mummbles) FINE!
~both screams~
Itachi: u want to come or not!
deidara: (jumps in car) i GOT FRONT!
Tobi: nooo FAIirr gonk
[ go's in through drive in]
Kakashi: ooh hell no
Itachi: -holds laugh-
Deidara: o my gawd! i cant belive it!
Tobi: tehe
Itachi: soo..hm.. we meet again
Deidara: rofl u serving as a waitress
Kakashi: u want a fricken meal or not u a** holes!
Itachi: fine as im not going to kill rite now
Kakashi:..im gunno leave
Tobi: I WANT MEAL I WANT MEAL
Deidara: AS i haTe to say..GIVE US A MEAL AND GET THE ******** OUT
Kakashi: -walks away slowly-
Itachi: NO WAIT! our meal
Tobi: WAAAaaaaH!!!!
Deidara: ******** THIS s**t! (reaches over Itachi)
Itachi: WTF get the hell Off me!
Tobi: WAAAAaaaHHAWAAAAAAaaH
Deidara: MAKE IT STOOoooP!
Itachi: (slips foot on gas petal) O,_,O
{ car swirls }
Kakashi: peeewf.. that was a close 1
Hidan: *hic* ahahaha
(rolls down window) GET THE FUUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!
Hidan: ~runs towards car~ lalaalaaa
Itachi: what the hell!
Hidan: (smashes wind sheild)
Tobi: WEeeeeeHEeee
Hidan: -barfs on Deidara-
Deidara: U ******** b*****d!!!! AHH s**t IN ALL HELLS
Itachi: FK THIS! (jumps out of car)
Tobi: eek a s o m e i wanna try (jumps out) -hits tree-
Hidain: eyyy baby
Deidara: AHH CRAP (jumps out) -rolls-
[ car smashes gas pump ]
car: -blows up-
~all except tobi walks towards the car~
Hidan: (rise's from flames) - terminator style -
Deidara: HOLY CRAP WERE GUNNA DIEE
Itachi: (waits for respond)
Hidan: -snorts- AHAHhah
Deidara: its still ALIVE!
Itachi: apperently he's demently retarded
Deidara: lets get the hell out before it eats us!
Itachi: nonsese. (appears behind Hidan) -knocks out-
Deidara: GOOD NOW DUMP THAT PIECE OF CRAP AND LETS GO
Itachi: no..he needs medical attention
Deidara: U Kidding! we cant just bring him in we'l get CAUGHT!
Itachi: thers's 1 place we havent been to
[ enters hospital ]
Deidara: O_O" ... u got to be KIDDING A POKEMON CENTER!!
Itachi: shut up
Nurse Joy: welcome to the pokemon center
Itachi: i need him in care
Nurse Joy: ooh we cant take humans in here only pokemon
Deidara: In FaCt he is a watever thing
Nurse Joy: but he looks human
Deidara: thats y its in uh.. human form! yeah and its..the last of its kind!
Itachi: <,_,<
Deidara: shh its going to be okay i cAn handle it
Nurse Joy: it sure is strange.. ok we will be back in a bit! (leaves)
Deidara: i told u
Itachi: mm. i got to hand it -smirks-
[ waits 2 hrs]
Deidara: ok..WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!
Itachi: (hesitates towards door) there gone! waait...a note
Deidara: hmm
Dear trainers,
we have taken this poor defencless creature away, we have former excams on it in the mean time, he looks like crap and what u did or have done! its seems its drunk and badly injurded
sincerly,
Nurse Joy P.S bye the time u read this the cops are on ur a**
Itachi: WAIT!
Deidara: CRAP
[sirins ring]
Deidara: WE NEED TO HIDE
Itachi: better idea (transforms into jiggly puff)
Deidara: burst out laughing) U GOT to be kidding right!
jiggly puff: (glares)
Deidara: err ...fine! (transforms into snorlax)
(door busts down) cop: WHERE ARE THOSE HOT HEADS
snorlax: -yahns- snnooorlaax
cop: get these pokemon to the nearest shelter now! (takes gun)
Jiggly puff: O_O
Snorlax: O___O
(tankulize's)
cop: no sign of the victoms! but we have some pokemon! over and out!
snorelax: ~wakes up~ -blinks- (was it a dream, no wait my wounds are healed, and i see a beatiful medow)
Itachi: -kicks head- we need to go
snorlax: crap it was real..(transforms back) go where what about hidan?
Itachi: he was a mindless retard remeber?
Deidara: hard to say i belive ._.
[ makes back to hide out ]
Deidara: OOH MIGHTY WHERE HERE
Itachi: (plops on grass)
Sasori: sooo hows it been
Deidara: u wouldent belive us even if i told you
Pein: wheres Tobi?
Deidara: like i care -kiss's dirt-
Itachi: say we dident keep him on a leash
Deidara: im not going on vacation again!
[ unfortunatly Hidan wasent found but was a star hit in a new game ]
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- by Il Konan Il |
- Fiction
- | Submitted on 08/01/2009 |
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- Title: a boring day at akatsuki
- Artist: Il Konan Il
- Description: lol it took me an hour and it popped in my head soo (random)
- Date: 08/01/2009
- Tags: boring akatsuki
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- EL of Major Cosplay - 01/16/2011
- HARDY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR HAR! 5/5
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- Sudden tears - 09/22/2009
- lol, this needs to b on youtube. 5/5
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- TheAlmightyGlowCloud - 08/08/2009
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XD
lol
i like. its soooo random - Report As Spam
- il blossom il - 08/02/2009
- OMG sister its soo random eek
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- FamexSakura - 08/01/2009
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its evil and happi ._.
ITS A S O M e - Report As Spam
- Prissy Courtney of TDA - 08/01/2009
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ash nice 5/5
me like - Report As Spam
- iBulmaz - 08/01/2009
- its nice for a start 5/5
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