• "Hey Kakashi-Sensei! What's going on?" Sakura said as she walked toward him.

    "Well, I'm a bit surprised…" Kakashi said.

    "Why is that sir?" Sakura said. Kakashi was never surprised

    "Well I was surprised when my son's boyfriend told me he was gay." Kakashi said matter-of-factly.

    "…You have a son?!"

    "Well I think of him as my son."

    "Who is it?"

    "Naruto."

    " Wait, you think of Naruto as your son?! Wait wait...Naruto is gay!?"

    "Yea. Apparently so."

    "With who?!"

    "Sasuke."

    "Nu-uh! No way!!!"

    "Yea… scared me too."

    "What the hell?! I wonder why he didn't tell me… now I'm pissed."

    "Why are you pissed?"

    "Because I'm one of his best friends, and he didn't tell me he was gay!" Sakura said as she stalked off to go find the two boys.

    "Oh dear…" Kakashi said. "I shouldn't have said anything… ********."