• Scene: Inside the prom
    (Edward leads Bella in to the prom. Everyone is dancing, horribly. Victoria is hiding, eatting some student. Edward and Bella walk through the room in a daze. Tyler jumps in front of them. Bella then sees Lauren. They glare at each other for a few seconds.)
    Lauren: Looks like I got Tyler after all.
    Bella: Shut up. You weren't even cool enough to be in the movie.
    Lauren: So?
    Bella: So, go away.
    (Lauren starts to cry and runs away. Bella laughs quietly.)

    Scene: Outside the prom
    (Edward has Bella standing in his feet. They're slowing dancing to a fast song.)
    Bella: Yeah, this is real origianl.
    Edward: Hey, I'm trying here.
    Bella: So why not "try" and turn me yourself?
    Edward: Wait, you want to be gay?
    Bella: I want you. Always.
    (Edward stops moving)
    Edward: Wait, what? I'm lost.
    Bella: I just told you that I want to be with you forever.
    Edward: Really? I mean you spent thiswhole spoof making fun on me.
    Bella: No I didn't.
    Edward: Yes you did.
    Mystery Person: Get on with, you two. You've wasted enough time already.
    (Bella and Edward looks off screen.)
    Bella: Sorry.
    (Bella and Edward looks back at each other. Edward grabs Bella's head, like he's going to bite her.)
    Edward: And you're ready right now?
    Bella: Yes.
    (Edward leans in to bite Bella's neck. Instead of kissing it like he's supposed to, he actually bites it. Blood starts to squirt out of Bella's neck. Edward quickly lets go of Bella, dropping her to the ground.)
    Bella: b***h! You weren't actually suppose to do it!
    (Bella throws one of her shoes at Edward.)
    Edward: I'm sorry!
    (Edward runs off crying again. The vampire than appears.)
    Vampire: Wow. Look at that. That sucks, luv.
    Bella: Are you going to help me or what?
    Vampire: Yeah, no can do. Sorry.
    (The vampire walk away, leaving Bella to bleed to death.)
    Stephanie Meyes: Stop this madness! Right now!
    (Stephanie walks toward Bella. Edward appears behind her, confused. You can now see all the cast and crew behind the camera.)
    Stephanie: You're destroying my characters. I'm suing all your asses.
    (Stephanie storms off in a fury. Everyone starts to talk loudly. They're just talking gibberish though.)
    Bella: You don't own me!
    (Edward taps Bella on the shoulder.)
    Edward: Yes, she does.
    Bella: Really?
    Edward: Yeah.
    Bella: Oh. Never mind then.
    (Jacob appears next to Bella.)
    Jacob: Hey gorgeous.
    Edward: You smell bad, pup.
    (Bella rolls her eyes and walks away, leaving the two to fight. It's not so much fighting as sissy slapping.)
    (Screen goes black)
    (Words fade in) Made you look.
    (Blackness)