• Sho: We're looost *holding map upside down*

    Luna: *hits him w/ a skillet & takes map* Mine!

    Anbu: Luna, share.

    Luna: Ha! I whack you with a skillet *hits her brother who falls down dramatically* Any other objections!

    Everyone: *shakes head frantically*

    Luna: Good! *pause* Now how do you steer this thing!

    Yin *in announcer voice* Hello and welcome to the first every Idiot Cruise!

    Yang: Steered by idiots for idiots and we are your lovely idiotic hosts Yin and Yang.

    Midori: I found a duck!

    Phoenix: Can I pet it?

    Seth: *skoots away from Phoenix*

    Yin: Their idiocity is unrivaled.

    Yang: I wish they'd bring the duck over here. *pouts un-professionally*

    Cazuu: *grabs camera* The Canadians are coming! The Canadians are coming!

    Asuu: What did you do this time?

    Aiden: They are coming. They are coming fast. I am quite flabbergasted * stare *

    Cazuu: *hopping in place* ItwastheballfactoryItriedtostopitbutitkeptcomingyouhavetobelievemeIdidn'tdoitonpurpose! HEEELP!

    Sho: *comes to*

    Luna: *walks up and whacks him again* We must stop the dreadful onslaught of burly faced Canadian bacon salesmen.

    Damien: Someone forgot to take their crazy meds. *wags finger in Luna's face*

    Luna: What'd you say?! * evil raises skillet*

    Lauren: We're all gonna die!!! *runs in circles*

    Anbu: How are they suppose to get us? We're on a boat in the middle of the ocean.

    Konchi: They can rent some ghetto whales to ride. *trying to act gangster, not working to well*

    Casey: Don't you mean motorboats?

    Konchi: No whales! Look, dawg! *whales attached to a distant dock*

    Asuu: That's hard core! * sweatdrop *

    Lauren: You just got pwned, Casey!

    Luna: *does whale call, you know off Nemo*

    Whales: *swimming to boat, and almost capsized the boat*

    Burshou: Abort! Abort! Abort! *clings to ship*

    Yang: Shoo! Shoo! *scares away the whales* What were you doing?

    Luna: Making sure the burly faced Canadian bacon salesmen didn't use the poor defenseless whales. *holds up skillet* Got a problem with that?! * scream *

    Yang: Yes, yes I do! *crosses arms defiently*

    Luna: *hits Yang with skillet* How about now?

    Yang: No, I'm good. *spits out a tooth*

    Midori: Get him, Quackers!

    Duck: *attacks Yang*

    Midori: Now that that's settled who wants pie?

    Everyone: *leaves Yang and Quackers*

    Yin: We'll be back after this short commercial break.


    *Commercial*


    Hazuu: Ever feel annoyed by little siblings or that obsessive parent?

    Hikari: *nods frantically*

    Hazuu: Then try spaghetti fingers!

    Hikari: Spaghetti fingers?

    Hazuu: Yes! They are able to squirt spaghetti over 5 feet.

    Hikari: I wanna try! *squirts her brother Akira* Wow, it really works!! *Akira glares at her*

    Morgan: Warning do not point at eyes sauce will cause intense burning sensation or on peoples clothes, stains may become mutant monsters bent on the world's utter destruction.


    *end commercial*


    Yin: Aand we're back with more of the nonsensical televion that is slowly eating away at what little brain cells you have left!

    Yang: Merry Easter! *tattered and disillusional*

    Sho: Now its time for... RANDOM INFORMATION YOU'LL NEVER NEED AGAIN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE GAME!

    Midori: Thomas A. Crapper invented the toilet.

    Damien: I can shove three gumballs up my nose. *one falls out* Oops, make that two!

    Aiden: Dr. Pepper is Mr. Pibbs long lost twin sister. She legally had her name changed in order to escape his stupidity.

    Luna: How can a soda have a doctor's degree?

    Burshou: Duh! It ate a doctor, how else, ding dong~

    Luna: *raises skillet*

    Burshou: *flinches* I can say that. I'm an adult! *flees for his life*

    Asuu: I'm stuck with morons.

    Morgan: Yep.

    Damien: *dragging Yang's limp body away* I am oh-fended! *in Indian war paing*

    Lauren: Burn the corpse the coppers are coming!

    Cazuu: They got directions from the burly faced Canadian bacon salesmen!! *goes strangely calm* I knew they were trouble.

    Sho: *comes to and puts a pot on his head* Mwhahahaha! I finally out-smarted Luna!

    Luna: *hits him in the stomach with her skillet*

    Sho: *pulls out Spork of Doom* Ha ha! I've got you now! *both engaged in a lightsaber-like duel: Skillet vs. Spork*

    Midori: *eating popcorn* Want some popcorn, Quackers?

    Duck: *eats out of bowl*

    Luna: Sho, I am your mother! *holds skillet below his chin*

    Sho: Noooooooo! *hits her with the spork*

    Luna: *out cold*

    Akira: *comes in and steps over her unconscious body* You got rid of her?

    Luna: *grabs his ankle*

    Akira: Aaaah!! I'm to young and handsome to die!! *falls dramatically*

    Luna: *beats Akira to a bloody pulp with her skillet* Die, spider, diiiiie! *evil glint in her eyes*

    Sho: *flees*

    Yin: I think its time for a commercial break.


    *Commercial*


    Cazuu: *walks on black screen* Hi....................................... *rocks on her feet*

    Asuu: Your suppose to be doing a commercial, ding dong! *hits her*

    Cazuu: How am I supposed to know what to do? *shrugs*

    Sho: When all else fails.... DANCE!

    Luna: I'm gonna get you, Sho! *chases him across screen*

    Sho: Aaaahh! *runs*

    Cazuu: So come in today and buy one!

    Asuu: BUY ONE OF WHAT?!

    Cazuu: Why a skillet of course! *holds up skillet* It's an excellent at cooking and hitting.

    Luna: As I will demonstrate *hits camera*


    *end of commercial*


    Yin:* sweatdrop * Uh... that was a wierd one.

    Yang: I'm back!! Aaahh!

    Duck: *chases Yang*

    Midori: That's my Quackers * crying * They grow up so fast.

    Konchi: *gave up being gangster and is now sk8er* Dude, but the duck's awesome. I want one.

    Midori: You want the duck?

    Konchi: * 3nodding *

    Midori: YOU CAN HANDLE THE DUCK!!

    Seth: What have I missed? *looks at the ship that is a complete wreck*

    Yin: *hiding on the mast* Uh... not much really.

    Seth: How'd you get up there?

    Asuu: I flung his with my giant catapult.

    Aiden: Why?

    Asuu: Because its a "cat"apult, so its gotta be cool * biggrin *

    Aiden: This story is making no sense *picks up a script* No wonder. Cazuu-chan!

    Cazuu: You rang? *perched on Aiden's head* And before you accuse me of something I clearly did... Sho did it!

    Sho: What'd I do this time? *mouth full of food*

    Asuu: *holding up Cazuu by her collar* Editing the script with duct tape... again.

    Sho: Oh... *walks away* I do some of the darndest things without even realizing it.

    Lauren: Poor, poor naive retard *awkward pause*

    Luna: I love retards.

    Everyone: * stare *

    Luna: They're more interesting than normies!

    Aiden: Oookay... back to punishing Cazuuki *spins on his heels*

    Cazuu: *increases her struggles* Noooooo! Bubby Tacos... help me! *does puppy dog eyes* Aiden-kun, pwease don't do this.

    Aiden: Eh?! Well, I... uh...

    Asuu: Don't waver, Aiden!

    Seth: *in protective gear* Yeah, she'll attack!

    Cazuu: *bites Seth*

    Seth: Owww! *waves hand rapidily*

    Luna: Till next time, peoples... and remember... STAY CRAZY! *knocks out the cameraman* Mehehehehehe!