• 1. NEW PLAYERS: Some noobs are new, so you classify them as a newb. PLEASE NOTE: We were all newbs once!

    2. CHEAP AVATARS: People claim that their avatar is amazing, when it's only worth about a few hundred Gaia. If you spot anybody like that, feel free to call them a noob.

    3. CARS: If the car is rusty, it's a noob car, making the owner of the car a noob also.

    4. CHATSPEAK: This is one of the main noob reasons. Now, some people are dislexic or they can't spell a few words. If you spot anybody like that, DO NOT call them a noob. But, people who constantly type in a very stupid way are called chatspeakers. This is just an EXAMPLE of what I mean by chatspeak: "OMFG LYK WURR DID U GET DAT AVI FROM???//???/shiftkey/." I will remind you again, THAT WAS JUST AN EXAMPLE! If you spot anybody talking like that, then you can classify them as a TOTAL NOOB! The same if they always type with capital letters.

    5. LIARS: Nobody ever gets away with lying. And you can spot the truth! For example, they might say that they have hundreds of friends of Gaia. All you need to do is check their profile and click on 'view all friends'. You can then check how many friends they've REALLY got. Less then what they've got? Noob.

    6. ARGUMENTATIVE PEOPLE: Yet here is another main reason. If a group of people want to talk, let them talk! You vitually have no right to butt in when you feel like it. If anybody ever does this, you can ask them to leave politely. But if they carry on and be nasty, you have the right to call them a noob. This has happened to me on several occasions. People have come up to me and butted in my conversations.

    7. BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SEEKERS: This one is very common. People always go up to the opposite gender and ask them out. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER AND YOUR ASKING THEM OUT?! How more noobish can you get?

    8. ATTENTION SEEKERS: My worst pet hate. People call themselves fabulous and you know they're doing it for attention. They're most probably just wannabe noobs with no friends.

    AND THAT WAS MY DUMMIES GUIDE TO NOOBS. If I have missed anything out, please, do not hesitate to tell me! Remember, a happy gaian should be nice, helpful and friendly to everybody, not noobish, horrible and stubborn!