• A man who had incest with his mother,
    Awoke to find t'was his brother.
    While he was quite incestuous,
    Twas not homosexual.
    ... Grandma found that all the more erotic.

    Grandma came in with a bin,
    She peed in the bucket made of tin.
    The moral of this story
    Is that one should never worry,
    There are more women than men in this world and so grandma's bound to barge in at one point or another and even things out.