• Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    Oh Sugar-Honey-Ice-Tea,
    a dog pooped on my shoe!

    I saw this hot boy today,
    I liked him a lot.
    I smiled at him,
    and spinach was running down my teeth
    like a big glob of snot.
    "Oh wow, your so strong," I say.
    "You should really take a rest."
    He said, "...Get out my face you ugly little pest!"

    I cried and told my friends
    what a mean thing he said to me.
    I told them I couldn't fight him,
    'cause he's 5 11",
    and I'm only 5 3".

    "Hey!" my friend Tiffany said.
    "You wouldn't be belivin',"
    "but I can fight that stupid boy,
    'cause I'm 6 ft. even!"

    We all went back across the street,
    lookin' cool and rough.
    Tiff went to that boy and said,
    "You think you can't talk about my friends
    just 'cause you think you tough?"

    Well, that boy just laughed and said, "Oh! I'm SO scared!
    My tears are like waterfalls!"
    But before he could say anything else,
    Tiffany kicked him in the balls.

    "That'll teach you to mess with my friends."
    He said, "Okay girl, I'm sorry!
    I'll never do it again."

    "Well," I whisper to him.
    "Even though your a stupid boy,
    and you said that mean thing to me,
    to my surprise..............
    I'M STILL GIVE MY LOVE TO THE!!!!

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