cheesy haiku

• Artist: Sentient Number Six
• Description: :cheese:cheese:cheese:cheese:cheese:cheese:
• Date: 06/23/2009
• Tags: cheese pome haiku

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cheese is good for you
but some try to avoid it
do not read twilight

i like cheese. do you?
hooray! we should be best friends
barney loves you too

cheese makes us good friends
but if you touch my edam
i will eat you too

writing haiku on
cheese is loads of fun, but my
pen's tip gets clogged up

rainbows are gay, but
milk is worse because it is
a waste of good cheese

some cheese is yellow
but the moon is never so
feta cheese, perhaps?

cheese pomes are great, but
nothing beats the cheesiness
of some aged edam

people think that my
cheese jokes are annoying but
i don't give edam

Comments

[1 Epic_Bandit 1]

haha quite unexpected i admit, but it gave me my first smile of the day so THANKS biggrin 5/5

[insanity bound]

I ... i love you :')
CHEEEESE!
XD

[Duplicate 288]

*wipes tear* But darling, you should. We can convert them! Together! Or something. Nobody can resist melted Monterey Jack!

[dah fuzzinator of dewm!]

This poem is the best poem I have ever read. 100/5!