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There once was a man from Nantucket.
Who ate KFC from the bucket.
_____One day he looked in,
_____And inside the bin,
There was nothing there.
So he starved!
There once was a wife from Nantucket.
Whose husband ate KFC from the bucket.
_____One day she took his chicken,
_____And Hid it the kitchen,
Then waited for his hunger to starve him.
Then she ate it by his coffin!
There once was a son from Nantucket.
Who longed to eat KFC from the bucket.
_____But he feared his mother,
_____Who he knew killed his father,
And stuck to her cooking to please her!
There once was a daughter from Nantucket.
Who feared KFC in a bucket.
_____It ruined her family,
_____Made her mother go crazy,
And her brother got sick from her cooking!
- Title: From Nantucket: A Series
- Artist: Pixi4Life
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Description:
These are classified as limericks. They were first popularized in 1845 by a man named Edward Lear.
The first known version of the "Man from Nantucket" was so popular, in 1924, The Chicago Tribune started a "Limerick Challenge" open to anyone, to come up with a sequel.
I came up with my own. I was in Spanish class, when I was in grade ten, and I wrote these to kill some time. I even made them in to little books with drawings and everything.
Any structured criticism is welcomed. Thanks for voting. - Date: 07/11/2009
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Comments (3 Comments)
- saphiregirl311996 - 07/15/2009
- lolz this is avery funny poem!!
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- purple monkeys in a train - 07/12/2009
- xD ahaha. lovely.
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- iiMistress Midnightii - 07/11/2009
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there was a young man from crewe,
whose limricks stoppped at line two. - Report As Spam