• I realize those months were short,
    but do we really have to go to court?
    I was wrong to have sex with ted,
    but you were living in the shed.
    Would you like a maternity test,
    cause that would surely beat the rest.
    They took you and the baby away,
    so now i have no reason to stay.
    My body should just go to the tide,
    cause i have just committed suicide.