I Was Mean To a Boy

• Artist: Meru Kaname
• Description: Made this two years ago when I was a senior in high school. I still laugh whenever I read it.
• Date: 08/01/2011
• Tags: mean cryingboy poem funny

There was a cute boy I met today
But he was the thing I hated and that was jocks
But I wanted to tease him before sending him away
So I became as cunning as a fox.

I flirted with him all day long
Then he decided to hit my rump
I got so mad that I became strong
And dumped his a** in the dump

I laughed all day, every day for a week
Then that boy showed up to try and make a scene
So when I gave him my strictest critique,
He went crying, "Mommy, she's so mean!"