• Extra! Extra! I got Information!
    Let's all get to the Doomsday Location!
    We gotta find our own Solution!
    To survive this mass Conclusion!

    Back Up! Back Up! Gimme some Space!
    Gonna be a corpse party up in this Place!
    Can't Survive and I can't escape anything
    In this Rat Race!

    Oh No, Not again
    I guess it is now time to pretend
    Oh God, this is the end
    I'd off myself
    But what kinda message does that send?

    Extra! Extra! Here's the Information!
    We all stand near the D-Day Location!
    I think I found My Solution!
    We're gonna wait here for Revolution!

    C'mon! C'mon! Gotta Forget the World!
    We're gonna stand by and watch the world unfurl!
    Here you are, My Little D-Day Girl!
    Let us all burn and Kiss as the World begins to Whirl!

    Oh No, Not again
    I guess it is now time to pretend
    Oh God, this is the end
    I'd off myself
    But what kinda message does that send?
    Oh No, Not Again
    I guess I lost all of my friends
    Oh God, We cannot win
    I've always been prepared for this

    Extra! Extra! Here Ends our Time!
    This is what we lived for A Joking Crime!
    This is it, boys, Duck and Cover!
    Come to Me, A little Closer Doomsday Lover!