• Beans and cheese, beans and cheese,
    s**t stinkin so hard got yo momma on her knees.
    Beans and cheese, beans and cheese,
    tastes so good but aint comin out with ease.
    Rollin up to the taco bell, order two number ones,
    by the time I got home I already got the runs.
    Fillin the bowl like I do every night,
    momma's gotta call the plumber so she keep tryin to fight.
    What can I do? I just gotta take a dump,
    runnin to the can like a retard Forrest Gump.
    Beans and cheese, beans and cheese,
    s**t stinkin so hard got yo momma on her knees.
    Comin outta the restaurant ate some burritos off the grill,
    already stinkin worse than some road kill.
    Got half way to home while I was holdin it in,
    my parents pukin so hard, while I hold in a grin.
    Beans and cheese, beans and cheese,
    My s**t stinkin so hard got the world on it's knees.