Okay... guess what! It's time for... "Hey! Where's That Monkey?!" (if you saw that episode of Thank God You're Here, you'll get that... mrgreen )
No, really...
Uh-oh..... eek ATTACK OF THE WHOLE GRAIN PASTA!!!! ... gaspé .... it's a penninsula... RUN!! *runs from pasta* *pant pant pant* That was close! sweatdrop *clatter of pots and pans* What the heck?! question question *looks behind to see a barbershop quartet carrying various kitchen utensils... including a saucepan...* neutral That can't be a good sign... "We wield pointy objects and charge at you!" ... You know... that saying would sound a lot more threatening if it wasn't in four-part harmony wink ... oh well... RUN FROM THE MUTANT SPAG-NOODLES AND THE HARMONIZING KITCHENWEAR REBELS!!! AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHh!!!! *falls into random glass jar full of various stereotyped food products* surprised Oh...my...GOSH!!! IT'S MR.PEANUT!!! IN THE FLESH!!!! rolleyes *faints*
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"So long story short, children; never trust giant peanuts with top hats, monocles, or any other accessory - it's never a good sign." "Yes Jimmy?"
"What if the giant peanut is my mommy in a costume?"
*silence*
"I think it's best if that one goes unanswered for now..."
So... if Mr.Peanut walks up to you while you are a-walkin' down the street, singin' "doo-wah-ditty ditty-dum ditty-day", turn to him and say:
talk2hand Man, you creepy, and make little kids think peanuts dance and walk around all top-hatty and peanutty; heck, with a name like pea'nut', you make people think you're nuts, when you're just a bean. On the other hand... with a name like Smuckers, it has to be good! 3nodding
Peanut-Butta Jelleh... whee
 Run_like_the_wind · Mon Aug 20, 2007 @ 07:44pm · 0 Comments |
