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Keith..
yeah him.
He might possibly be the most annoying person I have ever lived with.
EVER.
Seriously..he's supposed to be looking for a job while he's staying with us...BUT HE'S NOT!
WE'RE LUCKY IF HE SHOWERS 2 TIMES A WEEK.
And the way he talks to me and rebecca is soooo demeaning!
Just Sunday I was in the kitchen with ice on my eye and he comes in and goes "ohhh..whadyado this time, stupid?"
And I'm like "allergic reaction.."
"Oh.. well you've taken retardism to a whole new level haven't you this time?!?!"
"OH YEAH, HYPOCRITE- YOU CAN'T EVEN GET ONE INTERVIEW AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE 2 MONTHS! IF THAT AIN'T A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF RETARDED THEN WHAT THE FREAK IS!?"
My God!!!
Today I got home from school and found him lounging on MY couch eating MY food doing MY magizine's crossword puzzles(the only thing he really ever does...becides spend hours on youtube when we have homework to do..and he has his own wireless labtop..but he doesn't like it because it's too slow...so he makes us dwindle in the wee hours of the morning to finish typing our essays or reasearching...or whatever.) and asked him what he did that day..
"uhh..I woke up about 1 and printed a copy of my resume and went back to bed"
I'm sorry...well actualy I'm not sorry for this but WHAT THE HELL?
YOU GOT UP AT 1:00 IN THE FREAKING AFTERNOON FOR ABOUT 2 MIN SO YOU COULD PRINT A COPY OF YOUR RESUME((WHICH BY THE WAY SUCKS BADLY! NO WONDER NOBODY WILL HIRE YOU!)) AND YOU WENT BACK TO SLEEP?
HOW COULD ANY GROWN ADULT POSSIBLY BE SO LAZY, CARELESS, AND UNMOTIVATED TO NOT EVEN HAVE 1 INTERVIEW LINED UP AFTER 2 MONTHS??????
ANSWER ME THAT ONE!
OH AND GET THIS..
ABOUT AN HOUR AGO, MY MOM TOOK REBECCA OUT TO GET HER HAIR CUT FOR HOMECOMING, SO MY MOM ASKED HIM TO LOOK AFTER MY DOG..BECAUSE I WAS DOING HOMEWORK IN MY ROOM.
SO WHAT DOES HE DO AS SOON AS MOM LEAVES?
HE WALKS OUT THE DOOR AND DRIVES OFF.
AND JUST NOW HE SAUNTERS IN THE DOOR WITH A MEASLY WAL-MART BAG IN HAND.
AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO BE ALL SNOTY TO ME..''OH...WEHHL COULDN'T YOU JUST TAKE CARE UHF THE DUUG..? YOU SAY YEH WERR KAYPUIPIL OF DEWING IT..SO WAYH DOES IT MATTER,VICKAY?"
AHHH!!
STOP ME BEFORE I KILL HIM.
ITS TAKEN ME EVERYTHING NOT TO APPLY HIM TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM DIAHREAH TOILET AT MCDONALDS.
ALL HE DOES IS STUFF HIS FACE, SLEEP, BE DIRTY AND SMELLY, NOT LOOK FOR A JOB OR EVEN ATTEMPT TO, WATCH YOUTUBE, SLEEP WWWAAAY TO LATE FOR ANY HUMAN BEING, AND BE AN a** ALL THE TIME.
AND HE'S GOING TO BE 23 SOON.
I SAY WE KICK HIM OUT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY...OR ATLEAST STOP FEEDING HIM.
AND FOR EVERY OTHER VOMIT-INDUCING HABIT HE HAS, I'LL MAKE A LIST:
1. HE NEVER WASHES HIS HANDS. I COULD BE INFRONT OF THE SINK DOING MY MAKEUP AND HE'LL COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND CRITCIZE ME SOMEHOW AND WALK OUT. IT'S LIKE "EWWW! DUDE!! YOU JUST PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER YOUR BABY MAKER AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO PUT SOME SOAP AND WATER ON THEM AFTERWORDS?!?!? SICK..THATS ALL I CAN SAY. OHH..AND NOW, HE NEVER PUTS THE SEAT DOWN. HE USED TO..BUT NOW IT'S LIKE HE LIVES HERE SO HE CAN DO WHATEVER. AND LET ME TELL YOU, THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN FALLING INTO THE TOILET AT 2AM BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT IT WAS UP. IT'S DISCUSTING!
2. HE MASTURBATES IN HIS ROOM REALLY LOUDLY AND IT'S NORMALY AT A TIME I'M AWAKE AND IN THE BATHROOM..THE PART THAT CONNECTS TO HIS ROOM. IT'S SOOO GROSS. AND I WOULDN'T MENTION IF IT HE DIDN'T MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS..HE LIKE GROANS AND MOANS AND CRAP...EWWW..IT'S SO FREAKING SICK.
3. HIS ROOM...IT SMELLS LIKE SEABUM..IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS- IT'S LIKE IF YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR FOR LIKE A WEEK, THE OIL BUILDS UP AND IS CALLED SEABUM..AND IT SMELLS LIKE OILY SWEATY GREASY BOY. AND HE REUSES THE SAME STINKING TOWEL EVERY TIME HE SHOWERS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT...YOU WIPED YOURSELF OFF WITH THAT..AND NOW WHAT..? YOU'RE GOING TO REDO IT? DIRTY YOURSELF UP A BIT RIGHT AFTER YOU STEP OUT OF THE SHOWER?
ANYWAY..I HAD TO SAVE THIS EARLIER..BECAUSE I HAD TO GO GET MY NAILS DONE..AND BUTT-HOLE GOT ON. HE HAD LIKE 2 HOURS WHILE I WAS GONE TO DO WHATEVER....AND FOR THAT FACT ALL GOSH DARN DAY! BUT NOOOOOO.
I GO OUT THERE AND SAY..YO KEITH..I HAVE HOMEWORK..GET OFF.
K.
10 MIN. LATER I GO OUT TO SEE WHAT HE'S DOING....PLAYING A GAME.
A CHILDISH SPACE ALIEN GAME.
DUDE....GROW A BRAIN PLX.
AHH!!
ok.
I'm done venting now.
However on the way to the salon, I found out he's going to a job fair tomorow... IT'S ABOUT TIME!!! for some cruise line.. but there's a catch..THERE ALWAYS IS!.. he wants to do the one that starts in Haiwii. OH YES, AND HOW DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING THERE, OH MORON OF MANY STUPIDNESS?!
LAST TIME I CHECKED- YOU DIDN'T HAVE A JOB...WHICH MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY.
YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR GAS...SO YOU JUST ASK US..ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE( and knowing my mom..she just gives and gives...and she should stop now!) SO YOU CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR $1000 DOLLARS WORTH OF AIRFARE...PROBABLY MORE..
I'M SO SICK I COULD DIE ABOUT THIS.
OR KILL HIM..
OR BOTH..
OR MAYBE I'LL JUST LOCK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE AGAIN TOMOROW..I DO THAT ALOT NOWDAYS...LOL
And now...I go find madres sharpest knife.
I'll let you know how he takes that I'm going to murder him later.
"VICKAY..YOU ARE SUCH A MORON..YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN THE STUPID GENE..UNLIKE MMM *STAB*"
ciao!
 MajesticTOASTER · Wed Sep 12, 2007 @ 01:56am · 3 Comments |
