Welcome to my Journal. Today is 10/10/07 and 223 days until I go to Washington D.C. Burn. In your face.
Anywho, I do not know what to write so I'll just prattle on about nothing. Here it goes.
Today, I sang a round with Emily and Allison. They didn't really know the words tho.
I didn't tell Jessica she was an idiot.
So I will now.
Jessica, you are an idiot.
Continuing on, I did homework. I hate my mathbook. There are no pictures. But that might be because I'm taking Algebra 1, which is a high school credit class. But the math is frickin easy. I did the stuff I am doing now in fourth grade. That wasn't sarcasm.
I allowed some of my esteemed colleagues to read my novel manuscript for chapters one and two. They either liked it, or are very, very good at lying.
If they are good at lying, they are probably spies.
And if they're spies, they probably transform into flying monkeys.
If they transform into flyng monkeys, they probably know the Wicked witch of the West.
If they know the Witch, they probably own pairs of ruby slippers.
They probably got their ruby slippers at JCPenny's.
Therefore, if my esteemed colleagues are good at lying, they have been to JCPenny's.
And if they have been to JCPenny's, they probably have been to the Capitol Mall.
If they have been to the Capitol Mall, they have probably been inside Hot Topic.
If they have been in Hot Topic, they probably know that Hot Topic sells Orlando Bloom pens.
If they know Hot Topic sells Orlando Bloom pens, they have probably bought some.
If they have bought Orlando Bloom pens, they probably like Orlando Bloom.
If they like Orlando Bloom, they have probably seen Pirates of the Caribbean.
If they have seen Pirates of the Carribean, they have seen Johhny Depp obsess over drinknig alcohol.
If they have seen Johhny Depp obsess over drinking alcohol, they probably followed his example.
If they followed his example, they own rum.
The End
 Mme Bella · Thu Oct 11, 2007 @ 04:55am · 2 Comments |
