I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. Her tits are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. ******** Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I dont look at them any more. This movie has too much nudity. Damn, we're late for church! No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. Put some panties on, for Christ's sake! It's ok, I'll sleep in the wet spot.
vailendeathmage · Fri Nov 02, 2007 @ 10:23pm · 0 Comments |