I just realized... my mum acts really childish O_O At first, I thought she was normal, like all other mums. But recently, I've been noticing stuff. Hell, she acts like ME, and I shouldn't even be acting childish O_O Behold:
We were outside in the front garden cleaning up the plant clippings my dad left behind. I was sweeping the small pieces into the garden and mum was sweeping it up with that small broom and pan. Suddenly, for no reason what so ever, SHE THROWS A SNAIL AT ME. A SNAIL. I mean come on, who's mum throws a snail at her kid? She threw like 5 at me and cracked herself laughing and I was thinking WTH?! Then she swept them onto the road. THE ROAD. THE VERY SAME ROAD ON WHICH CARS DRIVE ON. This got me thinking; Is this normal? Is this a normal way for a mum to act?
Also, once she was driving me and my sister to school. Then she went psycho. Actually psycho. While we were on the road. She started laughing hysterically and my sister joined in. Then she made up all these weird laughs like geeky, deep, high pitched and more. Then she looked at me. While we were on the road. scream scream I got so scared. And my sister was joining in with her. They went insane. I was in the car with two insane idiots. But GOOD LORD. Her laughs were truly freaky.
Another time, she squished a spider onto a tissue to throw out because it was a MASSIVE then. Then she started shoving it into my face laughing. I ran but she chased me, waving the spider around like a weapon =_= I may have exaggerated about the car incident but still, is this a normal way for a mum to act? Is it?
PANDORK · Thu Nov 22, 2007 @ 07:57am · 0 Comments |