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P.E ; The lesson from hell |
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It truly is the lesson from hell gonk And we've got the devil himself as our teacher gonk I'm so shattered. This year, we HAVE to do sports. Sadly, I'm not the most athletic person in the world. I mean, just thinking about sports makes me tired. I'd rather play videogames all day :3 But alas, no. The school probably thought it would be hilarious to see me do sport after taking one whole year off it -_- So we did the 12 minute run. 12 MINUTE RUN. I am telling you, my body is not made of steel. My bladder may be, but not my body. I'm like crepe paper that's gotten wet; bendable plastic that's melting; a marshmallow caving in -_- So when I heard the words '12 minute run', I panicked like an animal that knows it's gonna be put down. My first instinct was to run, but then I realized that was part of sports. So I thought about slowly crawling away to hide, but this teacher was ruthless. Yes, Mr. **** is ruthless. I remember when we had swimming a couple years back, he said "If you have your period, you can still swim. I WILL MAKE YOU SWIM." And everyone got shocked faces, literally like this: O_O So up came excuses like 'I have an ear infection', 'I broke my <insert body part>', 'I'm allergic to chlorine', 'I just ate', etc... But then we had another sub, so it was all cool. But yesterday was not the case. We did the 12 minuted run. Around an oval. An oval bigger than my house. An oval roughly the size of the school. I died. I really died. When we were done, I collapsed and offered the person closest to me to piggy back me back to class for $100. She looked at me like I was crazy So I decided to make it more realistic but making it $10. And she actually offered to do it O_O Crazy Sara. Anywho, today, the day after the horrendous 12 minute run, my legs just cramped all day throughout tutor and I could barely walk, let alone walk up the stairs to class -_- And I jsut learned the name of my math tutor XD Last lesson (my first lesson with him) he smacked our entrance tests on our desks and said 'Do this. I'll be back.' He then left to spy on other classrooms -_- (I saw him looking in through another classes window. He did that today too >_> wink The people in my tutor class are weird. Really weird. Especially the guys O_o But that's another story. Speaking of stories, there's a really good book I just finished reading. It's called 'The Palace of Laughter' and it's awesomly awesome biggrin Read it if you get the chance.
PANDORK · Sat Feb 09, 2008 @ 09:29am · 1 Comments |
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