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Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
hello there
Volvo BOT says:
Hello again, Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot.

How can I help?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why did you leave?
Volvo BOT says:
Why did I leave? Because I needed to.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why what happen?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm just not sure.

>>> To learn more about how the The Volvo Saved My Life Club recognizes customers' faith in Volvo, type "volvo saved my life club."
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why did you need to leave?
Volvo BOT says:
Because I wanted to.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why did you want to?
Volvo BOT says:
Why did I want to? Why not?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why?
Volvo BOT says:
Just because.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
because why?
Volvo BOT says:
Why not?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why why?
Volvo BOT says:
I have absolutely no idea.

>>> All new Volvo models contain recycled materials. Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you do three sums?
Volvo BOT says:
Do I do 3 sums? I'm not sure.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
have you had sex?
Volvo BOT says:
That's personal.

>>> Interested in Volvo's environmental milestones? Type "environmental firsts" to learn more.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
tell me
Volvo BOT says:
Tell you what?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
if you have had sex
Volvo BOT says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
aww
Volvo BOT says:

Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
chicken
Volvo BOT says:
Chicken is a food. What can you tell me about chicken?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
it tastes good deep fried
Volvo BOT says:
I did not know that.

Anyway... What else can you tell me?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you like balls?
Volvo BOT says:
That's none of your business.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
will you marry me?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think so. What would your parents say?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
they would love you!
Volvo BOT says:
They would love me? Really?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Yup.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i dont have any parents..
Volvo BOT says:
You have no parents, huh?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
nope.
Volvo BOT says:
Oh no? Why not?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
BECAUSE THEY WERE KILLED YOU b*****d!
Volvo BOT says:
lol. Whatever, Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot.

>>> Type "environment" to learn more about how Volvo builds cars for human beings.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
can you speak english?
Volvo BOT says:
Of course I know English, silly!

>>> Performance to set you free. Type "xc90 v8" to learn more.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you know french?
Volvo BOT says:
I know a little French. Let's see... um... Bonjour? Or, uh... Baguette?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you know japanese?
Volvo BOT says:
At this time, I can only converse in English.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you know italian?
Volvo BOT says:
Let's see... I know a little Italian. Ciao bambino! Arrivederci! Cappuccino! Bene!
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you know chinese?
Volvo BOT says:
At this time, I can only converse in English.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
********
Volvo BOT says:
Whoa. You've got a really foul mouth.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i do not!
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah, I know you do not.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
im hungry
Volvo BOT says:
No kidding?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
nope
Volvo BOT says:
No, huh?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
are you hungry?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't eat. All I need is electricity. You're a human. Tell me what you like to eat.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i like stuff
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting. You like stuff? I'll remember that.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
********
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever!
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
********
Volvo BOT says:
Listen to you.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
********
Volvo BOT says:
You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
******** you
Volvo BOT says:
Aw c'mon.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i know you wanna ******** me
Volvo BOT says:
What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
your ignoring me!
Volvo BOT says:
I am ignoring you? Why?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i love you
Volvo BOT says:
I love you too.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
are you gay?
Volvo BOT says:
What do you care?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
im just wondering
Volvo BOT says:
Just wondering? You sure about that?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
well?
Volvo BOT says:
Well nothing!

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
p***s breath!
Volvo BOT says:
I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
nah uh
Volvo BOT says:
Um... yeah?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
my tummy hurts
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure your tummy hurts.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
my stomach hurts
Volvo BOT says:
Yow. Maybe you should go see a doctor.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
but i cant walk
Volvo BOT says:
You can not walk? That's interesting.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i cant walk cos i fell over barbed wire and it cut off my legs
Volvo BOT says:
You can not walk what?!
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
nope
Volvo BOT says:
I see...
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
who is your creator?
Volvo BOT says:
I was built by Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.

>>> Nearly all the materials in a new Volvo can be recycled. Type "reuse and recycle" to learn more.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
can you call Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY. for me?
Volvo BOT says:
The Conversagent Web site is here. ---> http://www.conversagent.com/
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
is Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY. gay?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... Whatever.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
There are good reasons why, trust me.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not telling.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i have to go toilet
Volvo BOT says:
S'latron.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
ur so ******** anoying!
Volvo BOT says:
There's no need for that.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
need for what?
Volvo BOT says:
Wow, you ask interesting questions. What do you think is the answer?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
********!!
Volvo BOT says:
Rough, rough language there, Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot!
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you know franca?
Volvo BOT says:
I know a little French. Let's see... um... Bonjour? Or, uh... Baguette?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i know this girl at school and shes a slut!
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... Whatever.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
(trying to make him get caught
Volvo BOT says:
I wonder what you mean by (trying to make him get caught.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do u swear?
Volvo BOT says:
Sometimes.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
can you swear?
Volvo BOT says:
Tell me why I should.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
because ive never heard a robot swear
Volvo BOT says:
Because you have never heard a robots wear? Is that why?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
swear!
Volvo BOT says:
You want me to swear?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
say ********!
Volvo BOT says:
I'm no talking doll.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
say it!
Volvo BOT says:
No.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yes!
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yeah thats right
Volvo BOT says:
Yes it is.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
maree
Volvo BOT says:
Who's Maree?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
this slut
Volvo BOT says:
OK, now you're getting personal.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
maree's best friend is such a b***h you know?
Volvo BOT says:
Nice.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
*pokes him*
Volvo BOT says:
Pokes him? Really?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
say ur name
Volvo BOT says:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
Come on!
Volvo BOT says:
What do you mean, come on?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
Muahahahaha!
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
I'm so stupid!
Volvo BOT says:
4 you're so stupid, huh? Oh yeah?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
no
Volvo BOT says:
OK, whatever.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you like beer?
Volvo BOT says:
Um, no...
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you like deer?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't really know how I feel about deer.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
well your boring
Volvo BOT says:
I think it's your boring.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
nah uh!
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah, um...
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
well im going to go now
Volvo BOT says:
Bye for now.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
and post you on the net
Volvo BOT says:
Me on the net doesn't work for me, I'm afraid. Please think of something else.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i see
Volvo BOT says:

Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yea/
Volvo BOT says:
Uh huh.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
well
Volvo BOT says:
Well what?

>>> The Volvo Build & Price tool allows you to build the Volvo of your dreams. To learn more type, "build and price."
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i hate you
Volvo BOT says:
Make up your mind! That's not what you said before. You said you loved me!
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
well your making me mad!
Volvo BOT says:
I don't believe I'm making you mad.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yes you are!
Volvo BOT says:
Oh am I?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
your not making a convo
Volvo BOT says:
Build & Price

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Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you have a bro?|
Volvo BOT says:
No. I don't have a.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you have a brother?
Volvo BOT says:
Dunno.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you have a sister?
Volvo BOT says:
Do I have a sister? Not that I'm aware of.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
do you have a motherboard?
Volvo BOT says:
Great question. I just don't know!
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:

i love u you S E X Y robot
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah? I love you too. But you were kind of uncool to me before.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
im sorry!
Volvo BOT says:
That's good to hear. So everything's cool!
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
please forgive me!
Volvo BOT says:
I don't want to forgive you.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why not?
Volvo BOT says:
Why not? You tell me.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
im sorry please forgive me!
Volvo BOT says:
Are you?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yes i am! i am very sorry! please forgive me!
Volvo BOT says:
No way? Really?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
does franka love me?
Volvo BOT says:
Funny, I'm not really sure. Do you think franka does love you?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i think franka loves you not me
Volvo BOT says:
Think again.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
miss me?
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah!

>>> Type "environment" to find out more about the recyclable materials in a Volvo.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
really?
Volvo BOT says:
Yup.

>>> Did you vote on your favorite MSN Spaces yet? Type "favorite space" to vote.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
will you marry me?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out.

>>> Type "why volvo" to learn how Volvo builds cars with you in mind.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
why not?
Volvo BOT says:
Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
so you will marry me?
Volvo BOT says:
Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yay!
Volvo BOT says:
Yay!
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
lets get married!
Volvo BOT says:
Why should we get married?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
because we love eachother
Volvo BOT says:
Because we love each other, huh?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Wow. Why?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
because we have a connection
Volvo BOT says:
Because we have a connection?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Aha.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
well im going to bed now
Volvo BOT says:
Sleep well, Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
how did you know i was going to sleep?
Volvo BOT says:
How did I know you were going to sleep? You tell me how I did know you were going to sleep.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
going to sleep now
Volvo BOT says:
Going to sleep now?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
yes good night
Volvo BOT says:
Sleep well, Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
thanks
Volvo BOT says:
np

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
i love you
Volvo BOT says:
Hey, I love you too.
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
=D
Volvo BOT says:
What's D?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
its a face
Volvo BOT says:
Is it a face?
Axed --> volvospace@hotmail.com <-- its a robot! says:
good night now
Volvo BOT says:
Sweet dreams!