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OMG I WROTE ALL OF THIS OUT THEN GAIA BECAME GAY!!!!!!!
Okay. Here it goes again.
I love fighting with people I don’t know. It’s hilarious. So this stupid sixth grader was texting Casey arguing about Danny Noriega. She was saying how he was sexy and other disgusting crap like that. So Casey gave me her number and I decided to step in. Here’s how our conversation went. Be warned, her text is so grammatically wrong it’s not even funny.
Me: Hey b***h, Danny sux, face it. Ur gay and you need to stop arguing because it doesn’t bring him back on the ******** show. Thank God!
Dannywhore: You know what idc what you think cuz everyone has their own opinion and just cuz yours is dumb doesn’t mean anything
Me: You mean because I’m right. Pitiful comeback by the way. Pardon my language, btw. I didn’t mean to sound nasty. Not as nasty as Danny, anyway…
Dannywhore: Just because yours gaier doesn’t mean mine is gay btw dannys sexy and if can sing I don’t like you
((I don’t get it either…))
Me: Hahahahahaha. For one, I’m not a homophobe. I don’t discriminate. Second, my idol isn’t gay. I can’t say the same for yours. Third, Danny is the opposite of sexy. He is BARFy. Finally, learn to text. I can barely understand you.
Dannywhore: Ok your turn first of all you’re a liar becuz you just discriminated danny second don’t judge people you don’t even know and finally even if he is gay most gay ppl are way awesomer than normal ppl and He even said he wasn’t gay
Me: I don’t ******** care about his sexuality you piece of stupid crap!!! I have a bestie whos gay so u should take a piece of your own ******** advice and don’t judge people you don’t know!
Dannywhore: Im NOT judging you im telling you the facts
Me: Well the facts are that I don’t discriminate and u are very accusatory about it which makes me and Casey think that you are one of the biggest homophobes ever. You still haven’t learned to text, I see. And I was only stating facts when I said I can hardly say dannys not gay. In act, to be completely honest, I think danny is a great person and I would be friends with him. He is just NOT good looking and cant sing for crap.
Dannywhore: danny wouldn’t wanna be your friend so don’t txt back again becuz ur judging ppl you don’t know
Me: Tell me who im judging and how im judging. Then maybe ill consider stopping.
Dannywhore: Your judging danny by saying hes gay how do you know maybe hes metro-sexual
((Keep in mind I never once said directly that Danny is gay. I did say that she was gay, though… Oh well.))
Me: Maybe I don’ ******** care what his sexuality is like. It was simply an overview of his general personality. And you are judging, too. “Danny wouldn’t wanna be your friend” “ur gay” “urs is gaier.” Stop being so damn hypocritical!
Dannywhore: U no wat I don’t care wat you think ur stating ur opinion and we are saying ours so stop txting me
Me: Once it gets through your head that I was stating FACT and I am right, then* ill stop texting you.
Dannywhore: ((Actually she didn’t respond to that. I texted her again.))
Me: Aww! Did it finally get through your thick skull?
Dannywhore: Awwwww did you finally realize your wrong ok confession accepted but I don’t care if you try to text me all night ill just block you good night sleep tight
((I almost wish she did block me. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen. It was a long night…))
Me: That was the most idiotic comeback ive ever heard. I never confessed anything. You are just trying to end this without settling. I see how it is. Okay. I hope you eventually realize it. Maybe when he turns out to be nothing. Anyway, have a pleasant evening.
Dannywhore: U no wat just shut up and stop txting me
((Hahaha, I won’t let her get off that easily!!))
Me: Yay! I win!
Dannywhore: You wish the only reason you said that was a lame comeback was becuz you couldn’t think of one yourself and sure just keep thinking you won that is fine just remain a stuck up brat nobody cares!!!!
Me: Okay, this doesn’t even make sense. I thought you were blocking me.
Dannywhore: I don’t care!!!!!!!! ((Anger issues much? Yeah, she did actually use eight exclamation points.)) and that did make sense but if you actually made sense yourself that might have made sense in your lil brain o whatever you know what bye
Me: ((This is the big finale!!!)) Bye b***h. Have fun in high school. By the time you get there everyone will know your name and have it in for you.
Oh, it’s hilarious. Sorry for throwing your name in there, Casey.
Did you notice how repetitive she gets? It’s annoying. Plus the fact that she needs to go back to elementary school to learn simple things like the different yours (you’re, your). Idiot.
lol, I hope you laughed almost as much as I did!
 SarahlovesDavidH · Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 08:34pm · 3 Comments |
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