40 ways to annoy garra
1: Dress like him
2: Dance around him and sing the Barney Song ( I love you!)
3: Mock everything he does
4: Tell him to stop taking your eyeliner
5: Take temari's huge fan, and fan him with it on a hott day
6: Poke him
7: Ask him to carry you in his gourd
8: Scream out "Skittles, taste the rainbow"
9: Doodle on his gourd w/ permanent marker
10: Hug him
11: Ask him why everytime he uses his Sig.move it looks like he wants to squish some boobies
12: Ask him why he shaves his eyebrows
13: Talk with your mouth full
14: Hold a teddy bear exactly like his, ripp its head off and give it to him ( Gaara-:'( )
15:Call him the LOVE expert
16: Ask him what the Kanji tattoo on his forehead says, ( When he tells you) shout out " ARE YOU A PERVERT?!"
17: make faces at his back when he's not looking. When he turns around, look away innocently.
18: Ask him if he had tea parties with his teddy bear when he was little
19: When he gets mad tickle under his chin and say in a babyish manner " Awwwwwhhh Mr Grumpy face "
20: Ask him to do a belly dance for you
21:Kidnap Mr. Teddy and hold him hostage
22 biggrin ress up as Darth Vader and shout to him ‘I… am… your Father!’
23:Tell him that Rock Lee stalks him.
24:Tell him Temari has a ‘relationship’ with Mr. Teddy.
25:Announce to his whole village he hides stolen cookies in his Gourd.
26:On his birthday give him a panda-suit (continue to next one).
27:Force him into the panda-suit and lock him in a room with fan girls.(You know who im talking to Kenke Uchiha!)
28:Tell him Deidara wanted to kid-nap him for ‘other’ reasons.
29:Whenever he meditates whisper in his ear “Orochimaru knows where you live. BOO!”
30:If he attacks you with sand, start singing “I will survive!”
31:Splash water on his face and shout “d**n you water-proof eyeliner!”
32:Sign “Property of Panda-chan” all over his gourd.
33:Make him wear a shirt with ‘I’m too shmexy for this shirt’ on the back and make him strip.
34:Show him a RockLeexGaara Story rated M.
35:Collect brochures on Anger Management and dump them all on his desk.
36:Sign him up for Yoga classes.
37:Replace the sand in his gourd with sugar.
38:Try to wash the tattoo off his fore-head.
39:Whenever he tries to use ‘Desert Funeral’ start humming ‘The Funeral Tune’.
40 biggrin raw eyebrows on him in his sleep.
6:07 PM
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