ways to annoy orochimaru
1)Who took Sasuke? Orochimaru
2)Who made you bleed? Orochimaru
3)Who sunk the titanic? Orochimaru
4)Who made hurricane dennis? Orochimaru!
5)sing the song that nver ends
6)put ur finger next to his eye and repeat ' i'm not touching u'
7)i would jus tug his hair to reveal that it is not his real hair. it is a toupee
cool send him scenery pictures of a peaceful leaf village
9)say why to all his plans like that little girl off animaniacs
10)just do some crappy worthless jutsu all day long and be like "hey, look what i can do"
11)always light a bag of dogshit on fire, knock on his door and run.
12)go and lookat things near orochimaru....and say "what is that" repeatingly.
13) kick him in the nuts (if he has them) and say tag your it, run away, come back and do it again. and again. and again. etc.
14) Wet Willies, flaming dog s**t bags, and water balloons.
15)Tell him sasuke used all the hot water
16) tell him Sasuke's Sharingan is just a fake, he bought some contacts in a shop
17) Dress him up as a women and call over Jiraiya
1 cool Say you love him, then take it back
19)continousily play his theme and well *poke him like crazy* and be like I love this song don't you?
20) making him read green typing
21)super glue his arms and legs to an unbreakable substance, and then put a head restraing on him <and something else to prevent his head from moving>. then hire someone to dress him in a french maid outfit, and start taunting him like the french in monty python. after that, let Jiraiya in the room, leave for about an hour, come back, and then taunt him endlessly
22) pull that sword thing out of his mouth, stuff it bak in
23)tell him kabuto is secretly in luv w/ sauske and not him. "NOOOOOOOOO!! Not my darling kabuto!!"
23)give him a red dress
24)poke out sasukes eyes and sell them on e-bay...
25)get him to dance by hiring a snake charmer
26)take sasuke away from him. then he would have to revert back to using kabuto as his butt monkey lol.
27)wel hes stil usin him as his butt monkey... i would say take his arms away again...
2 cool Have Jiraiya and Tsunade move into Orochimaru's place when he can't use his arms and have Tsunade bring in casino games and start playing. Then Jiraiya makes a hot tub in Orochimarus place, brings in a bunch of girls and starts havin a Giggidy Giggidy Party.. Then steal sasuke. While Kabuto is on vacation with Kimimaro.
29)write jraya/oro fanic fics and then make him read them.
30)make him use that tuge to like jariays a**
31)liek you can put sunade's p***y in from of his mouth but liek put a bufle on him so he cant us that unge to u u kwn wut lololo (this is only for pervs and im not a perv)
32)Tell him his undies are showing and laugh
33)Show him how many minutes he's actually been in the show.
34)Make him watch Naruto fillers.
35) Make him read my spam.
36) Make him read angsty insertyou romance fan fic ALL DAY....
37) Tell him snakes have small weeners...
3 cool Buy Sasuke's Sharigan eyes off E-Bay
39) make his dark evil lair... a room with bunnies and other nice things and they were always there no matter how many time he killed em lol... then when people tried to invade his lair they died of laughter cause of how it looked
40)tell him the truth
YOU'RE NOT A NINJA, AND JUTSU'S DO NOT EXIST!!!
41)meet luffy
Orochimaru: I can stretch my neck, bwahahahahahaha
Luffy: **stretches neck way farther than orochi, looks back at orochi and grins**
Orochimaru: You sonuvabitch!
42)eat a whole bag of sour cream and onion potato chips then run up in his face and breathe really heavily.
43)get a bunch of care bears and make them hug orochimaru
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