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I have quite a few of these... and I don't know what to do with them ... So here I go.
#1 heart There once was an unfortunate king of men, he was unfortunate because he was second. Always second.
Being second was far worse than being third or ninth, because he was so close to being first but just wasn't quite good enough.
So when Sauron gave out rings of power, he got his second.
When the nine kings of men turned into wraiths, he was second.
When they all showed up for induction into the evil cult of evil he was inducted second.
They called him RingWraith2. And he was always second. He was really sick of never being first.
So sick of it in fact, that he decided to make his life's goal being first, just once.
Then one day he ended up on a quest to destroy Rivendale.
(And to save the world, but they really didn't care about that.) And to decide the fate of Rivendale they had a pie eating competition--you had to be there-- and he came in first.
Finally.
 FUNeral__xx · Sun Jun 01, 2008 @ 08:52pm · 1 Comments |
