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Rowena gave me an inch, now I'm dragging her every bloody mile by her hair. Kicking and screaming she's going.
And that's all I have to say--however, I've brought back one theory, in which I'll add another, that I want some insight to.
Why do vampires and zombies have that natural aversion to each other? Now, I'm sure vampires find zombies to be simply too dead to acknowledge, but they have to realize if they worked together it would be astounding. They would be the greatest killing machines together. Vampires, who kill by taking blood. Zombies, who kill by eating humans. If a vampire were to attack a human first, suck out all the blood, then have the zombie eat the human immediately (no one likes a cold body, after all), they could pick off all of humanity. There wouldn't be a single trace of the victim; no blood on the ground, no body left to contact police about--the vampire would be smart enough to gather the uneaten clothes and dispose of them far, far away. No one would know! People would just disappear! It works so easily for them, and two species are getting fed. Doesn't that make so much sense? I suppose in theory. It's an interesting concept, though.
Also, what do you think would happen to zombies if they ate human food? I don't mean like meat constantly, but normal things. Sandwiches, salads, fruits, stuff and stuff. I mean, of course there would be the steaks and chicken. So how do you think a zombie would fair? Would it be like vampires when they drink cold blood, sometimes animal blood, and have the skin melt off their bodies? Or maybe they would look like regular zombies but cease to function? What do you think?
Olive_the_Monkey_Ninja · Mon Jul 07, 2008 @ 02:57am · 0 Comments |