Well I married my dream girl.
I married my dream girl.
But she didnt tell me her credit was bad.
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb.
we're living in the basement at her mom and dads.
No we cant get a loan
for a respectable home.
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com,
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
While I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me?
A cool Convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
Cuz' now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com bay-be(baby).
Saw their ads on my T.V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin' fly n rollin' phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com bay-be(baby).
Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants,
so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my idently so I'm sitting here every evening serving Chowder and Ice tea.
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com
I coulda seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts
 bodyslam bailey · Wed Aug 06, 2008 @ 07:50am · 0 Comments |
