______________________ Tom: Hey Jeff how have you been? Jeff: Bad Tom. Tom: Whys that? Jeff: Ive been so busy with work my life is like BANG BANG BANG! Tom: Thats what she said! Jeff: ha ha ha ha good one! ________________________ ONLY ON TUESDAYS ________________________ Seth: Hey Michael, I got something to tell you its really important. Michael: Sure, what is it? Seth: I had sex with your girlfriend Gen Ryan barges through the door Ryan: Only on Tuesdays!! ________________________ THATS WHAT SHE SAID ________________________ Teacher:You can't put two fingers on it. Student:That's what she said.
Bri: I'm thirsty and I need seventy-five cents Brian: That's what she said.
Mark: I really pumped that one out! Ted: That's what she said. ________________________ ONLY ON TUESDAYS ________________________ Chris: Hey did you hear about Cristy Andrew: No I didnt, what happened Chris: She did the 'thing' Andrew: Only on Tuesdays
Demonic_Betrail · Wed Sep 03, 2008 @ 04:15am · 2 Comments |