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Hello everyone. Sorry for the long set-up; you know how computers are when you first get them. You just want to push them out the window for taking so long with its stupidity. Now why was there such a set-up? Simply because Olive wants a new computer. I know, I know, I just got a desktop last (I think it was) Christmas or something, but that's a desktop and who wants two of those? I want a laptop. Tablet, to be more precise. I've been asking for one for a while but recently I've been getting serious. Why? Because it's a tablet! The only thing I hate is that really the only tablets you can find are from HP (who take over your computer with their annoying products. Question: If the computer is already HP do you think they'll run it?) and there's a mini-tablet I wouldn't mind from Fujitsu. And I know, "Olive! What are you thinking? Your parents would never buy you a tablet! They're a thousand bucks!" I know, I know. But I tried, darn it. I gave them all the reasonable options I could think of, even going so far as to mention my happiness and a "sweet sixteen" or whatever that is (which, by the way, if the people will do it, I'm going to have Companion Cube as my cake~ I'm cooler than you), but they still wouldn't budge. I even said I would rather have a tablet then a cello! I'd rather have a tablet then another music box! I'd rather have a tablet then a big pile of books! And those are all things I really, really want. Still, they didn't budge. So now I can't get a birthday present.
Which, I know it sounds silly to make a big deal out of birthday presents, but I LOVE birthday presents! It's free stuff that I actually like. Who doesn't like free stuff? Whoever doesn't like free stuff is a commi! Communist. Communist? Oh crap! I didn't get that Government assignment done and it was due! There's a strike for me . . .

I need to get to the bookstore soon. A manga I've been waiting for has already been released and another one will be released on Tuesday. Speaking of Tuesday, my Tuesday's are busy again. Grr AWANA. That's right, I grred you, AWANA. After having to fuss with my teachers I have to go argue with children. Who wants to do that every Tuesday?
"What happened to my freaking car?!"
Roffle. Yes, I used roffle instead of ROFL. Roffle is just so much better. I don't know why but I sometimes catch myself saying "Roffle" out loud. It disturbs me because . . . the internet shouldn't control someone so much, should it? Although it is better to say "Roffle" with no emotion than to have a stoner's laugh.
"Aheh, aheh, aheh--watch the leather, man."
"I'm only giving you shotgun 'cause I'm going inside." Or something like that.
That movie is so stupid.
But back to the internet owning us. My father bought an iPod. OMFGWTFBBQ! Or whatever that is. I never understood the BBQ part, but it went to a video or something? Anyway, my father betrayed his family and fed the Apple giant. DO NOT FEED THE APPLE GIANT! Can't you people understand that? Their EVIL PEOPLE! You DO NOT feed the Apple giant! If you have an iPod, toss it out the window, smash with a hammer, run it over with your car, bury it, pour water over it--it doesn't matter how you do it, just kill it! And yes, Ashley, that means you. I don't care how much you love Razzy, it has to go. It really does. Or do you want to go to sleep one night and have your mind taken over by the awful thing? That's what I thought.
Why does Google want to get into the web browsing business? I thought they were just a search engine. I never did like Google--they remind me too much of Apple. But I have to say, they return better pictures than Yahoo!--a commercial for Bleach? What?
My TV is spewing random things at me. Sorry.
What's the deal with Beverly Hills Chihuahua? That's stupid. Oh, and that Samurai Girl thing on ABC Family is just a more adult version of Disney's Wendy Wu. Stupid TV. Stupid.
By the way, something I've been questioning for a long time, how did Heidi and Spencer (from The Hills, that scripted MTV show about "real" people living "real, unscripted" lives in "not a set" Beverly Hills) and whoever else is from that show, get famous? I mean . . . seriously, can anyone get famous now?
Miley Cyrus's brother is trying to get famous. Is Daddy not paying attention to him?
Yes, I know, I'm too caught up in unimportant news. But the unimportant news is the funny news because it shows how desperate people really are.
Asking me anything about the political crap going on and I couldn't tell you a thing. I don't even understand the controversy around Palin. She has an underage daughter who's pregnant? Has a kid? and so that's something to go on about and translate into "She's not fit to run a country?" I just don't understand it.

Is it November yet?

Yes, I'm waiting for November for Laurell K. Hamilton's new release in the Merry Gentry series, Swallowing Darkness. Her website says 58 days (it releases November 4) and goes down to seconds, which I have to say is much less obsessive compared to the countdown for Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn. That thing went down to milliseconds. What about the half of milliseconds? I don't know if there's anything shorter than a millisecond, and if there is, well, I'm not good with this crap. Honestly, I only know how to tell time, and how to add small numbers. Roffle. Can't subtract, can't multiply, can't divide. What a disgrace.

So anyway, I've been having some problems with story things. But that's all you get to know because you don't like story things. Look at this! I've written a long entry on something other than my stories! Oh my, a new record. Were any of you reading it thinking, "Okay, where is it? I know she's going to put something about her frickin' stories. She always does." Well there it is. But it's nothing! Ha!

OH! OH! Before I go, I have to say--
IRECENTLYGOTAPICTUREOFWOLFIEANDYOUDIDN'T! Ha, again!
I'm sorry, I was just so elated when I got it. I've been counting down the days until I can get a cell phone so he'll stop the "Call meeeee~" complaints. Realize I call no one until I have a cell phone of my own.

Also, I need to get to the bookstore. Barnes and Noble. Borders doesn't have what I'm looking for. I want to get back into Merry and Lily (you might not know them because their just some girls I was playing with on the side) hardcore so I need coming out stories, lesbian erotica, and lesbian kama sutra (not kidding--they do have lesbian kama sutra). So . . . someone give me a ride! I can't go under the gay section with my parents hounding me every step of the way!

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