HEY OK SO YEA I'M PRETTY SURE YOU FIGURED OUT THAT THIS ENTRY WAS GONNA BE ABOUT THE BASKETBALL TRYOUTS :'( WELL LET'S JUST SAY IT WAS EMBARRASING ANYWAY THIS IS OUT HOW IT STARTED. I walked to try-outs fully prepared to dominate the court and as soon as I went it WACK! The ball hit me in my face (which may I add was very painful) anyway so I quietly sat down because I was already 5 mins. late (and trust me the coach wasn't to happy about that) so I made up some lame excuse about how I had bladder problems (and I actually thought the old fart would believe that) boy am I stupid sometimes well yea about 40 mins. had passed and we had almost 20 mins. left so I asked Alicia (my bff) if she wanted to play one-on-one she said sure so began a game, well as I was dribbling the ball I well.... I farted and trust me this fart could be heard around the world. After 10 secs. of silence I thought no one noticed but boy was I wrong everyone including the teacher started laughing I felt like I was gonna explode burning_eyes So I did what anyone would do. I ran full speed out the door, so yea i'm pretty sure i'm not gonna make the team this year. People [PLZ] learn from me never eat a hot-dog before you practice because let's just say "stinky" situations can happen biggrin
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