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this is the roleplay that me and my friend pnada are writing and randomly did throughout our pms. ENJOY!
Cast:
Me:Ren(/Hiro?)
Pnada
Mikami
Light/Raito
Mello
Near
Misa
Sync (he has a brief apperance. he's not from deathnote, he's from Tales of the Abyss)
Notes before you read:
you must first note that me and my friend Pnada were going back and forth in a pm, so I don't control everything and she doesn't control everything.
you must next note that the dress scene is all pnada! I had nothing to do with it! i didn't reply at all in the middle of the dress scene, so anything I say there is all pnada.
on a third note: I don't control any of pnada's actions, but she makes me say a couple things here and there. (like when i hit my head at her strange or stupidness)
and also note that pnada is a shonen ai/yoai fangirl and I am not! If you don't know what shonen ai/yoai, then go find out yourself.
Roleplay:
Pnada: M-mikami...o///o *stares but doesn't approach*
Mikami: It feels like someone's watching me...*is creeped out*
*later*
Me: hey... is that Mikami over thar.
Pnada: R-really? o///o
Me: he's looking this way too.
Pnada: &///& *hides behind Raito*
Me: *holds Sync's hand* I think he (mikami) is looking at you. *Raito walks away, freaked out by pnada*
Pnada: No, he was looking at Raito! *starts fangirling madly*
Me: *Mikami stares at pnada like she's mad* I think he's looking at you.
Pnada: M-me? Uwah!!! *runs around as if on fire* Lauren, help me ask for his autograph, that way we get to watch his amazing pen slash thing!
Me: ...he's staring at you like you're insane...
Pnada: Like I'M insane? He's the crazy one...Maybe that's why he's my hero though. xD You're not going to help me get his autograph? Fine, i'll do it myself...*hesitantly approaches mikami* *opens mouth to speak*
ah.........--------*flees* I CAN'T DO IT!!!
Me: *goes up to Mikami* my friend here has a question to ask you.
Mikami: *adjusts tie* Hmm, yes, what do you want?
Pnada: !!! Do that again! o///o *staaaaaare*
Mikami: *adjusts tie again* You're making me uncomfortable...
Me: Pnada wants to ask you a question, Mikami, right Pnada?
Mikami: ???
Panda: I.......You......Amazing Deathnote Penslash plz!!!
Me: *facepalm*
Mikami: *thoughts: !!! She knows I have a deathnote? I can't let her live!* *whips out deathnote* *writes pnada's name* [insert indescribable awesomeness and penslash lightshow here] DELETE!!!11one! Goodbye, strange girl.
Panda: *waves happily* Goodbye, Mikami-san! ......................*dies*
Me: *resurects Pnada* we won't tell
Mikami: ...
Pnada: .....Tell what? What did I miss?.......Was I DEAD? ..............Cool!
Mikami: *flees after Light* Kira-sama, Kira-sama!!! She won't dieeeee!!! *sob*
Me: tell that he has a deathnote. *turns and yells to Mikami* SHE DIED! BUT I BROUGHT HER BACK TO LIFE! IT'S CALLED FOX POWER AND PNADA POWER!
Mikami: *sob*
Light: ... -_-
Pnada: I don't want to tattle on Mikami! &.&
Mikami: Kira-sama, I have failed you.......*pulls out pen to stab himself*
Light and Pnada at same time: Noooo! Stop! (Suicide isn't the answer!!!)
Pnada: Even though his blood gushing from chest scene was totally cool and amusing to watch, I don't want Mika-chan to die!!!
Me: -_-'
Light: *grabs Mikami's wrist* DON'T!!!.............Uh... I only stopped you, Mikami, because I didn't want to lose the shinigami eyes. I-It's not like I like you or anything....&///& So don't go getting the wrong idea.
Mikami: Y-yes Kira-sama.
Pnada: *pointedly* Raito, you're still holding his hand.
Light: !!! *lets go and jumps away from Mikami* *bluuuuuuuuuuush*
Me: why did you make things yaoi-ful, pnada?
Mikami: You two can control things!
Me: well... in an odd way... *snaps fingures and flying pigs apear* In reality, your just some one else's creation and we're making a story with their characters etc. you really don't have a free will, pnada wrote the sucide and... other, yaoi, thing.
Mikami: yaoi? what is that? some kind of food?
Me: umm... you don't want to know *tapes pnada's mouth* and don't you go telling him either! (you can take the tape of yourself, FYI)
Pnada: Not yaoi-ful! Shonen ai-errific! xD There's a difference. (somehow the tape vanished...)
Light:... (He's silent because he actually knows what it is, and is a closet yaoi fangirl. )
Mikami: *in denial that he's a fictional character* No, no, no! It can't be! I obey noone but my great Kira-sama!
Me: Mwahahaha, admit it, we control your every move!
Mikami: Noooooooo!
Light: Stop this foolishness. I am Mikami's only master. *grabs him possesively*
Mikami: .......o//////////o *melts*
Pnada: *squeal* Wouldn't have it any other way, lighto.
Light: Don't call me that. D:&
Me: PNADA! *snaps fingurs* *light and mikami magically poof apart* NO YAOI!
Mikami: ???
Light:...
Me: AND NO SHONEN AI EITHER! NONE! NADDA! NOTHING! ... I can prove you wrong! I can control your every move! *points at mikami*
Mikami: ?
Me: *makes fist and moves in a motion like she's throwing something*
Mikami: *goes flying*
Me: Mwa ha haaaaaaaaa... you're next light!
((Hehhehheh...You didn't say no crossdressing.))
Mikami: *crashes to the ground after hitting an invisible barrier*
Pnada: Oooh, may I? *plucks clothes off some clothes line nearby* Put this on! I command you! Mwahahaha...*thrusts it into his hands*
Light: Me?! This is a dress! And its frilly and girly and, and...light pink!
Pnada: Not completely. The top fades to white, and the frills are orangeish. What's the matter, do you not have the curves to pull it off?
Light: *indignant* WHAT?! I'm a guy, I don't have curves! ....A-aaah! *arms start shaking and move to take off shirt* Why am I not incontrol of my body? [[This sounds perverted...]] Nooooo, I don't want to wear a dress!
Me: This is the power of [fan?]fiction, Light. Resistance is futile.
Mikami: *watches Light strip in fascination* *nosebleeeeeeeed...*
Light: What are you doing, Mikami? Don't just lay there, help me!
Mikami: *gets up really quickly and sprints to Light's side* Milord, you wish me to assist you in removing all your clothing?
Light: NO! That's not what I meant! *is done taking off shirt* *starts on pants......*
Panda: Uwah, how indecent! Little children could be reading this! Not to worry, I have a plan. *rushes forward and spins Light around and around*
Light: *is now wearing the dress* Gah! How did that happen?! It's impossible to change that fast!!!
Pnada: I don't know, ask the makers of animal crossing.
Mikami: *was knocked down during spinning session* *on the ground* Kira-sama, I can see your panties.
Light: Eeeeeee!!! You dirty old man! *slaps him*
Me: Ow, that must have hurt...
Panda: You know, Light-O, that dress suits you in more ways than one. *smirk* You're a lot more effeminate than you let on.
Light: Hey, take that back! I'm so totally not girly! ..........*fixes hair*
Me: -_-' (pnada wrote)
Me: hey, light, you're more girly than Mello! (I wrote)
Light: *eyetwitch* more...
Me: *repeats self like an echo* more girly than mello, more girly than mello, more girly than mello...
((I'm surprised you didn't comment on the shonen ai-ish content of my last reply...))(<--pnada
Pnada: Mello doesn't strike me as girly. He just dresses like a s-l-u-t.
Mello: Hey! I do not!
Me: Mello-chan! &3
Mello: Oh noes, fangirl alert!
Pnada: What are you doing here? Get out of this roleplay. I don't like you. D:&
Light: Hmph. What makes you think I'm any less manly than he is?
Pnada: Ooh, you two should have a manliness challenge. Whoever wins gets made into a real man, by the magical fairy from pinnocio.
Me: And whoever loses has to be the victim of our super special awesome cosplay event, and gets thrown into an entirely different fandom.
Mello: Crossovers? What a terrible fate!
Me: *glomps Mello* MELLO-CHAAAAAN! &.& (look whose less shy ((in the role play)))
Pnada: ((Hnn...Lauren, you have the more bold approach, whereas I'm more stalkerish...)) Fine, instead of crossovers, the punishment shall be to be kicked out of this roleplay.
Light and Mello at the same time: *thoughts: If I lose, then these crazy girls will finally leave me alone! Right then, all I have to do is be as girly as can be! This should be easy!*
Me: The challenge starts now! You have 60 minutes to prove your manliness. There are no other rules, so anything goes!
Light: Teehee! *giggle* Mikami, can you help me braid my hair?
Mikami: A-as you wish, milord.
Mello: *somehow breaks free of my hug* Matt~ Let's paint our nails together!
Matt: *playing video games* Not now...Maybe later...
Mello: Gah! Who else is willing to help me, a poor maiden in distress? Nobody else is around but Near!
Near:.....*twirls hair*
Pnada: ERROR...my manliness meter doesn't have negative readings...
Me: Pnada, did you just become a robot or something?
Pnada: Incorrect username or password. Please try again.
Me:... NEW AGREEMENT! The loser must STAY in the roleplay!
Pnada: No! I don't know how to make them manly anyway! .........I'm a failure.
Near: Actually, it appears that they are just failures at being men.
Light and Mello: WHAT?! Curse you Near.....
Me: you have 10 more seconds... 9...8... 7...
Pnada: 3....2....1!!!!!! ..........and a half!!!............1!!!!!!!!!!!! (for reals this time.).....0!!!TIME'S UP!
Me: And the winner is........*dramatic pause*.........Mell----
Pnada: ---Near!!!!
Near:........?
Mello: Darn it Near! Why do I always come in 2nd to you?! You didn't even enter!!!
Pnada: *continues announcing* And second place goes to......
Light: Me, right?
Mikami: *still braiding his hair*
Me: Nope..................Mello!
Light: That mean's I'm third! Mwahahaha, foolish fangirls. Now you have to leave me alone! Just as planned!
Me: Its the loser that gets to STAY. Weren't you listening when I changed the rules?
Light: gonk
Pnada: Besides, you're not third. Misa-Misa is.
Misa-Misa: Kyaaaa, Misa won?
Pnada: No. I said you'r third. And Light, you're fouth.
Light: I....lost to Misa?! -_-|||
Me: you're pathetic Light. And why is Mikami still braiding your hair? Oh, and bye-bye Near!
Near: ???
Me: *starts chasing after Near with a gaint scythe*
Near: *runs away*
Mikami: *stops braiding Light's hair*
Light: Hmph. I don't care what you think, you crazies. As long as Mikami adores me....Hey, Mikami, did I ask you to stop?
Mikami: Sorry Kira-sama. *moves fingers through Light's hair again*
Light:....Aaah...*has a hair fetish*
Me: Oh noes, we don't need more questionable content in the roleplay!
Pnada: Hmm. Mello's boring. *pulls rope*
Mello: *falls down trap door leading to the sewers* What was that for?!
Pnada: Hehehe, I felt like making an Excel Saga joke...
Me: What's an 'Excel Saga'?
Mello: help here!
Me: *magicaly makes Mello reappear on the surface* and no more questionable content PNADA!
Pnada: Darn. *explains* Excel Saga is a manga with an amazing evil overlord and way too much fanservice. The main characters are the evil overlord's 2 useless minions who try (and fail....epicly fail) at helping him take over the city. One of the minion's names is Excel, and when the evil guy gets annoyed with her, he pulls the trap door rope and makes her fall in it.
Me: I see...
Pnada: BANG, BANG!!! *shoots everyone*
Everyone: *dies*
Pnada: I now conclude this roleplay. BANG!!! *shoots herself*
Me: *doesn't die* *sigh* *resurects everyone* Pnada, you shouldn't try to kill every one.
Pnada: But its much more dramatic than saying "I'm bored of this now, lets go do something else.".......
Me: so you want to end the roleplay? we can always just go somewhere, (in the roleplay) like an amusment park! or some other awesome place!
Pnada: Alright, the amusement park it is then! *drags Mikami and Light along*
Me: Which ride shall we go on first?
Pnada: The rollar coaster! (even though I'm scared of it in real life)
Light: *sigh* Here we go again...Mikami, are you sure you can't just sakujo them?
Mikami: No sir, the Mello fangirl has strange powers that will just bring them back to life.
Narrirator: And so, our young heros cut the line, because they're main characters and can do that. Each rollar coster cart can fit 2 people...Ren and Panda sit in the one in front of Light and Mikami.
Light: Kyaaaaaaaah! Teru-chan, it's so scary! Save me! *throws his arms around Mikami*
Mikami: *faint blush* The ride hasn't even started yet, my lord...
Light:...Oh. *still hasn't let go*
Me: *facepalm*
Pnada: *turns around* We should have sat behind them...I can't believe I missed the good part...
Me: I can't believe you Pnada!
Pnada: What, what did I do? *kind of wishes she were light*
Light: Ahhhh! It's starting...! *clings onto mikami*
Pnada: Ren, are you scared?
Me: Nein! I love roller costers! Or atleast I have since summer 2007! And you did a shonen ai thing! 'tis forbidden!
Pnada: Shonen ai thing? I have no idea what you are talking about...
*The rollar coaster drops steeply*
Me: Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!
Light: Eeek! Oh, Mikami~ I don't think we'll make it out of this alive. If I'm going to die, I want to die in your arms! *swoon*
Mikami: *all flustered* Ehh? K-Kira-sama, why are you acting so out of character? *thoughts: OMG OMG OMG Kami's touching me again, what do I do?* (for some reason he's not affected by the ride at all...)
Pnada: *silently clutching handle bars and trembling with eyes squeezed shut*
Light: Uh, not to ruin this moment or anything but...Nrg...I feel sick. Like I might throw up.
Mikami: Oh dear! As honored as I might be to have Kira-sama's lunch all over me, this is a new suit. And its an expensive one...
Me: pnada, you know exactly what I mean. *roller coster does a loop-de-loop* WHEEEEEEEE!
(Note: this has been discontinued until I feel like adding to it later)
 Hiro-the-Danial · Sat Nov 08, 2008 @ 02:52am · 0 Comments |
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