I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Noooo! I'm fat sad )
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
<b>I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h. (I'm kinda...)</b>
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(HELL NO!)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
<b>I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.</b> (the f__k?)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
<b>I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore</b> (I dance because I love to dance, and there's nothing wrong with that.)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (I do that sometimes....)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
<b>I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.</b> (but its how i dress...)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
<b>I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.</b> (Again, It's how I dress...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
<b>I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.</b>
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
<b>I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat </b> (*pokes the blob over her stomach*)
<b>I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.</b> (A PROUD SINGLE!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
<b>I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.</b>(I ALREADY KNEW I WAS SCREWED UP!)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
<b>I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.</b>(NOT TRUE!)
<b>I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.</b> (....no comment)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
<b>I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.</b> (I have more common scene than most people i know about my age)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (I LIKE WATERMELON!)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p***s.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p***y.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (or somewhat of a taleny)
<b>I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.</b>(I feel uncomfortable unless its doing something i like to do)
<b>I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.</b>
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
<b>I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b***h.</b> (Hey, If you insult something of mine or me, i will fight)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
<b>I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.</b>(who doesn't read the sunday morning comics?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
<b>I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.</b>(*gets out knife and starts stabbing at random objects, slowly moving towards you*)
<b>I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.</b>(not really....)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
<b>I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.</b> (*keeps stabbing at stuff, closer*)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
<b>I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.</b> (*almost to you*)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
<b>I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser</b> (I already knew i was one since a long time ago)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
<b>I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.</b> (*traps you in a corner, still stabbing*)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
<b>I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.</b>(I am one)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY (half point, I like yaoi (A liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttlllllllllllllle bit, not much, but a little bit))
<b>I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED</b> (I'm already thank you very much)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
<b>I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.</b> (well, not yet anyway i dont want a boyfriend, and for the last freaking time i AM NOT A LESBIAN *keeps stabbing*)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
<b>I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.</b>(I'm a near friendless freak, and i like to WATCH marching bands COMPETE)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
<b>I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.</b> (prepares to stab you)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
<b>I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. </b> (*stabs you*)
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