Can't stop LOLing at this:
Yeah
Their ice and fire
Werewolf vampire
But sorry to dismay.
One twilight boy is gay
Now Mike is desperate
For a girl, he can’t get
Eric has no chance too
And Jasper’s out cause of his hairdo
Tell me who
Ain’t saying that it’s Charlie
Tell me who
Ain’t saying that it’s Billy
Let me say that I will never admit
Who just came out of that closet
Emmet? We’re still debating
Who is he really dating?
And I really don’t mean to offend
But Jacob really is MAN’S best friend.
Tell me who
Sam is straight for Emily
Tell me who
So maybe Quil or Embry?
Tell me who
We’re gonna have to frown upon?
Who’s as gay as Zac Efron?
What kind of straight guy has glittery skin
That sparkles in the sun?
WHOA
And I think we all know that
La Push boys
Are having hot yaoi fun
Werewolf vampire?
Just ask Stephanie Meyer
C’mon
C’mon
Which one?
Which one?
ALRIGHT THEY BOTH ARE!!!
Okay so we already knew,
Ed and Jake’s love is true.
Bella never even had a chance,
Cause Jacob and Edward are a romance.
Jake gets distracted by his own reflection,
Edward loves his own perfection.
What more can I really say?
Jake Edward is here to stay!
Now we know
Jake think’s that he’s really hot
He runs around without a top
Now we know
Edward just can’t stay away
Jake Edward all the way!
Sorry Bella their both gay…
 Spiraling_into_oblivion · Sat Jan 03, 2009 @ 12:33am · 0 Comments |
