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My Past Weekend...Finished!
I decided to go out last friday night with a friend from work. She was grumpy that no one would go to this gay bar with her and I was like I will go. So I get semi done up and go out to this place called the Frogg Pond.
Okay. Remember I said gay.
Which is no big deal because I am bi.
So we go into this bar and chicks my mom's age are all over girls my age. eek Kinda creepy. So I ask for a rum and coke. Yeah, I payed for a drink and got a coke. stare SO then I get a couple of shots of jack daniels. In a pee cup! I am serious. A pee cup.
I paid nine dollars for two pee cups.
I was making eyes at some girl because we decided to head back into where there was live music playing and stuff. I think I got randomly groped and then some big chick was hitting on me and I didnt even know it! talk2hand I didn't know because everyone asks about my tattoos and stuff all the time, I figured she wa just another curious person.
And then we played pool with this very old, very gay, very drunk guy who was acting like he was straight. So maybe he was. By this time, my friend was gone. I went up to the bartender and was like, "what is your strongest drink?"
He said long island ice tea. I said okay. I definately got drunk off of one of those. And I forgot it had tequila in it. Tequila makes me sick. So I went outside to have some fresh air and this chick smoking a cigarette started hitting on me. rofl Of course, I did not know this. I thought she was making polite conversation until her girlfriend dragged her back into the bar.
*tries to think* Now to finish this tale...
So I was like all in shock because I went back in the bar and saw her being scolded by her girlfriend. Anyways, I went back to watching my friend play pool. And she is single and like all the girls in the place are not! So she was being all moody and stuff but we were talking to these two girls who were dating. One was from west virginia and the other was from PA. They met online and had been together for a while. Then it was closing time and we were NOT sober, not in the least bit. So at like 1:30ish in the morning we are wandering around the town of Rehoboth trying not to be loud drunks while we are sobering up. And we walked around for like a half hour or something sobering up. Then we went home and we drove the speed limit because we had to eat something to soak up the alcohol. I was not driving and my friend ate a lot and was okay. I didnt get home until like 330 in the morning!