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> THESE ARE FUNNY!!!
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> 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
> he become disoriented?
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> 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
> called Holes?
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> 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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> 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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> 5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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> 6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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> 7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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> 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
> drives a racing car not called a racist?
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> 9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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> 10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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> 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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> 12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
> Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
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> 13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
> that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
> models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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> 14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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> 15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
> and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
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> 16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
> we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on
> the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the
> mail?
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> 17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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> 18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
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> 19. Ever wonder about those people who spend $1.50 a piece on those little
> bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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> 22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the
> Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the
> Tennessee Titans?
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> 23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one
> enjoys it?
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> 24. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when
> you send it by sea it is called cargo?
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