i got this idea last night and i wrote it up all day and now it goes onto the journal. so lets get started
poisin mushroom: the kinda gamer that people tend to avoid. you will rush in and kill everything includeing yourself if thats what it takes, ******** the extra life staying alive is for losers, charge in and obliterate for the win
power mushroom: level headed you hide when being shot at. run from battles you can't win. reload only when convient or absolutly needed. you tend to live longer and kill more
1up mushroom: you'll go for the kill only if certian you won't die. your more then likely a sniper and will move after a kill or two. you don't camp cause that would let your position be known leading to your demise.
star: you are a god modder through and through. players could shove a granade down yor throat and it would'nt fase you in the least. graze your target and they are out for good. only the very best gamers can defeat you and your cheats.
leaf: your uppy and alof, you don't know how to play you don't care. sometimes this helps most times it doesnt. to sum it up in team mode. sniper bait is your best job
Pwing: your a step up from the leaf. you do know what your doing but you still dont care. you make better cannon fodder then player every time
fire flower: your seasoned, skilled, deadly to your enemy. you are a pro you can take it out before it relizes it's in. the team that gets you is unstoppable.
yoshi: alone your not much, on a team you kick a**. you some how get the best of you brought out by haveing a team along side you.
dark yoshi: your team hates you, why? well stop sticking granades down their pants and they may warm up to you, enough said
Hammer bro: you don't team kill but you can learn. any one that gets into your line of sight may be forfeit to their life team mate or not. to call you a team killer isn't fair, but to say you don't isn't either.
bowser: a killing machine, team mate, enemy, innocet npc. doesnt matter somethings about to be destroyed, you'll let everyone knoe your a killing machine.... a few rounds to late unfortunatly
luigi: your a great player. you got all the moves and skills to pull them off. but for some reason your allways in someones shadow. you can take on the best players match and beat them but you'll never really get the lime light. sad really.
mario: number one, or pretty damn close. competting at top levels you take on the most skilled people around, and win, and if you don't you keep trying till you do.
peach: your in the rear with the gear. you don't really have any skills but you try. you hide from the enemy and every once in a while kill someone but nothing really remarkable about you
toad: unheard and unseen, but not a bad thing to be. the ability to hide in plain sight works out well for you if you got a shotgun handy
wart:you are the nastiest of all gamers, any low punch isn't to low for you to take, you can talk anyone into most anything. "oh dear i seem to have lost the pin to this granade here you take it and find that pesky pin, it flew over into the enemy base. oh do watch for minefields and enemy snipers"
and thats all i got for now if it's requested i can think up some more.
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