RANDUM
` Ja. JAG sannolikt gör ******** hata du. Kthnx.
` I'm a walking disaster. A skitzophrenic unstable druggie emo kid. Can you handle that ?
` Yes, my profile makes people blind. Comment if it did the same for you.
` Im really well known in slots, its like being a Prommie in the GD. Only, Slots style.
` I adore my friends, i absolutely love my fiance, and i pray that his sister dosnt kill him.
` My most recent fear. Ceiling fans.
` Alot of people have cute pet names for me, so, if you want to call me something, get original. Ive been called a b***h and a c**t already. Get better with your comebacks and ill start listening more.
` // And Are my ******** OOC Sideliners. Don't ******** steal them, i was the first and the only one to use them, so ******** off.
` I listen to European music, im such a f*****t.
` There's a kitten curled up in my lap right now, my pants are officially ruined.
` I'm not addicted to the drugs, the drugs are addicted to me.
` I ******** love cute emotes.
` I can type really fast [ thats why theres so much here. ]
` I've lost track of when i update my media, stop yerr bitchin.
` I'll be your delicate flower, or you disaster....you choose.
` Oh, and tell me I'm beautiful....
` Hailee and I are going to play an extreme game of hide and go seek when she comes to my house.
` I'm a cosplayer.
` I love good deals.
` Polka dots and crazy makeup make me smile.
` I love the 'emo' look.
` Gary Coleman is really short.
` I love suspenders
` Caturday is my favourite day.
` If you say you love me, I'll be willing to spare your life in exchange for a kiss. WITH EXCEPTIONS!
` I act like I'm a neurotic freak who lost her meds...
` I love giving hugs.
` I have tried running away, but trust me, the first time your mom knows where to find you....
` Ive almost died 4 times...
` Im REALLY friggin complicated....
` I like to twist emotions into a limp pile of crap then dunk your head in it....
` Im kinda smart....
` I know how to be all psychiatrist-y...
` Im pretty understanding
` JAG icke gör det överge min vännerna. JAG skulle dö för något komplett främling på det gata , utom skulle hemligt sända en samla ihop av demonen fyrfota djur till komma med honom till hans långsam och pinlig demise.
` JAG Icke gör det vanligtvis socker rock material , om något skedde och Jag har till berätta du då din går till bli emotionally arret for livet.
` I have NO angelic bones in my body.
` I act somewhat kind on the outside, but under neath the courtesy crap is an evil dictator wishing that you would fall off a cliff.
` If you try to be nice to me and I don't know you, I'll either not react, or I'll be a total b***h and start a cat fight then bring out the heavy weaponry.
` Ive tried suicide, it doesn't work the first time.
` My birthday is LITERALLY surrounded by death, my grandfather died 5 days after my birthday, my dog died on my birthday, all my fish died 2 days before my birthday. When I'm thinking about the people I despise, or love, I wont give a flying ******** what your talking about.
` I share my birthday with a fictional character. Edward Cullen. June 20 Bitches. <3
` Some people think I have issues, those people are right.
` Some bad crap has happened to me, but it could be worse, I could be a demonic freak trying to trap you all into a sweet girls trance...oh, wait....
` I'm telling you comp geeks more then I tell my own friends O.O...But they shouldn't know, because the truth kills. It always does...LIKE AN AK-47 BEIN HELD BY A MAD PIMP WHO THINKS YOU STOLE HIS HOE!!! on accident, of course...
` Ive had my heart broken too many times.
` I would kill for you, but in the end you would die too.
` On the outside I act happy, random, excited,lovable. But inside Im none of those. I wish for some of my dearest friends to become mortally injured...I hope that my father moves away forever, I never want my mother to be happy. To put it softly, I have issues. Not big ones, and I'm friggin proud of em so don't say I'm "Whining about my problems."
` If you want to be my friend, you have to be- different, unique. Not Miss Polly Preppy Pance.Im not like your fairy tale preppy friends, I could care less what you think.
` I don't know, they either fear me, love me, or hate me. AND THATS HOW ITS GONNA BE.
` I have weird random obsessions over stuff. I've thrown people off of bunk beds just for the hell of it, but when my cousin threw my dog off, I stuffed him into the closet and didn't let him out until he said he was a pompus b*****d.
` Im not your usual random person, I dont get random then go back to regular conversation, I keep wondering why fish eat worms while your talking about how cupcakes are just ugly muffins.
` I love you...but your more in love with your self...
` When I say you mean the world to me, you just nod and walk away...I gave you my heart and my word, what else can I do?
` My friends are the world to me, but Im the gravity that keeps them from reaching the stars...
` My life isn't as important, as your happiness is...at least, to me...
` Helpful hint of the week^^: The pink plushie bunnys are evil, not the dark ones. Because no one expects the cute pink fluffy ones to come in teh middle of the night and STAB YOU THROUGH YOUR FLORAL GIRLY HEART
` God said ''come forth'' to John and received enlightenment, but I came fifth and won a toaster. HA! STICK THAT IN YER JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!
` Superman's greatest and only weakness is kryptonite. HA! I laugh at superman for having a weakness!
` OOH OOH! LETS PLAY A NEW GAME! HERES HOW YOU PLAY: DONT BREATH ON DAYS ENDING IN "Y"! FUN FUN FUN!! that or we could stuff a fat blind guy in an igloo and tell him a twinky is in the corner.
` Lets just save some time and realize that im always right
~When life gets bad, use jimmy as a human shield
~Life and love is like a bag of Cheetos, It leaves your fingers orange and pasty O.e
~Life is like being a little toy soldier, you have to fight for your right! But then jimmy straps a fire crackr to your back and you go "KAFOOM"!
~Love is like being a small childs toy...One day your their favourite, the next day your in the corner, falling apart at the seems.
~Being in love is like a can of Pringles, you open the can and find out you spent 4.95 on a dam snack that wont last more then a week
~Not everyone can live like a movie star, life in the lime light, crack in the closet. tommy lee jones demanding custody of yer kid. ahhh, the life.
More about me.
Questions from random people
[ So, whats your full name ? ] Caitlyn, but you can call me Moe, or Billie. :'D
[ How old are you ? ] GUESS AGAIN
[ When do you blow your
your candles ? ] June 10th.
[ Where are you now ? Since you recently moved. ] Texas. Unless ive met you IRL, or your Seth, or Aiden, im not telling you my address.
[ What grade are you in ? I Heard you were almost held back! ] Sophmore :'D I go to Steele, home of the Knights. <3
[ So, got any animals ? ] Ivve had, 3 cats, a million fish, and 4 dogs. I currently have 2. Sasha and Tinky.
[ Do you have a favorite movie ? ] Im a sap for "Titanic" Jack and Rose.
[ So how did you meet Seth ? ] Pm me, my answer is too long.
[ can i have your phone number ? ] No. I only give it to my irl friends, unless you get to know me REALLY well.
[ Whats your REAL hair color ? Since you dye it alot. ] Brown, dark brown almost black.
[ Eye color ? ] Generic, brown.
[ Favorite flavor of chocolate ? ] White. <3
[ Whats with all your crazy looking makeup ? ] I love to stand out, make a scene.
[ What do you do when you go to the mall ? ] Have fun. run around, try on underwear over my pants, sit in borders for hours, sipping cold coffee and read spicy mangas. Or, go to random makeup stores, and put on really bright makeup!
[ Favorite tele show ? ] Im a true child at heart, and never want to stop learning, i like Wow Wow Wubzy.
[ So i heard your gauging your ears again, what size are you at now ? ] I'm at an 8, Getting 6's tomorrow.
[ So, where do you work ? ] Spencers.
[ I heard your a model, what do you do ? ] Fetish.
[ Do you think your pretty ? ] Not a bit. But people tell me i look nice.
[[ Any more will be added as their asked! ]]
[:] I am [:]
` Swedish [Born in Sweden. Right outside Stockholm <3]
` German
` Spanish
` Jailbait [ For seth <3 ]
` Loved
` Not Ok. [Not Alays The Happy Mask I Wear For The World]
` Argumentative. Pick a fight with me, and i will fight back, and i will win. So drop it.
` Not another scene weeabo
` A cryer. I cry. Alot, and seth manages to put up with it too.
` Female.
` Pansexual
[:] I Like [:]
` Music
` Food
` More Music
` Seth [Love]
` Gee
` My Friends
` Bright colors
` Neon
` Raving
` Acohol
` Cigarettes
` Alot more i dont feel like posting
[:] I Hate [:]
`Smokers [im an ex-smoker]
` Acoholics/Drunks [im not a constant drunk]
` People who ******** with my friends.
` Some of my family members
` Illiterates
` Broken hearts
` When my ex's come back and guilt trip me
` Not talking to Seth for more than a day
[:] More about my body [:]
` Brown eyes
` Brown hair
` 5'7/5'8
` Not hyper-skinny
` Not fat [or obese]
` Average
` Scarred
` size 9.5/10 feet
` Peirced.Alot
` Wear glasses
` Ugly[in my opinion] fingers
` Odd looking toes
` Almost Angelina Jolee Lips [ i like them :] ]
` Now braceless teeth
` Straight,white almost perfect teeth
` Bracelet covered wrists
` Unpeirced Belly Button
` Semi-Tanned Skin [Im Getting Lighter/Paler]
[:] Just a little farther to go [:]
` I dont accept random friend add's. Get to know me
` Just because i RP with you dosnt mean were immideate buddies
` If you want my phone number, PM me. Maybe you;ll get it
` I kind of like making Seth jealous, only not when were talking about engagement rings. Its not a good time then.
` No, we havnt set a wedding date. Stop asking
` My favorite flowers are Sunflowers, really big and tall ones!
` Yes, i was born in Sweden <3
` English is my
7th Language. Yes, Be amazed
` I am Literate.
` I ********
LOVE to read.
` Yes, im addicted to the computer.
` Currently, i live in Texas <3
` I barely know her, but Aiden, thanks for letting me have Seth <3
My Nicknames [ more to add later ]
[ Sandy ] - Only Dai is allowed to call me this <3
[ Scene ] - Only `Sefirosu calls me this, i dunno why i let him. .______.;;
[ Sora {Meaning SKY in Japanese} ] - Only Maggie/mags gets to call me this.
[ Boxy - Vampy calls me this. Shes lucky. ]
[ Mr. Fluffykins - Only lucky, cuz im her pet ]
[ Pope - Only Eva,myhxelover. ]
and,
[ True Deception - is my ******** slave. He makes me sammiches. ]
I FINALLY GOT SUM AVI ARTS <3333
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By, AIice Cullen, or Oz, or Ozzy. On a good day. Thanks loads dearie, your the first! <3333xamillion
FROM HIKARU NOXX
He made me a Ragdoll and i loooove it. So kyoot.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n247/morzax/Sandy.gif FROM MAI MOZZY. I need to get the correct links from her..
[ The following insert was
taken stolen from -AngelxWhisper-'s Profile <3 ]
Wait <3
Wait for the one who calls you beautiful instead of fit <3 wait for the one who calls you back when you hang up on him <3 wait for the one that will stay up just to watch you sleep <3 wait for the one who will hold your hand in front of his friends <3 wait for the one who has to remind you how much he cares <3 wait for the one who tells you how much he loves you each and every day <3 Just wait ... and he's the one
x... the purrfect guy ...x
- the one who makes me smile with every [word] he speaks - the one who knows im not fine when i say i am -the one who call sme five minutes after i've left to see if im ok - the one who calls me [beautiful] or [pretty] instead of "hot" or "fit" - the one who gives me his jacket & stands there shivering but [insists] he is ok just to keep me warm - the one who always calls me his [baby] & not his "b***h" - the one who through his eyes see's me [perfectly] & always tells me - The one who texts me just to say [i love you baby] <3 -the one who doesnt mind if i hug his friends because he knows they dont [mean] half as much as he does - the one that will let me cry on his shoulders & not care that his top is soaked & covered with mascara - The one that is happy with just [kissing] & nothing more - the one who never pressures me - the one who plays with my hair & kisses my forehead - the one that holds me hand in front of his friends & wants to show me off to [everyone]
Remember Life Is Short . . So Party Hard . . Break The Rules . . Love Truley . . Kiss Slowly . . Laugh Uncontrollably . . Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile . . Forgive Quickly.. Because You Don't Realise What You've Got Until Its No Longer There No Regrets... You Cant Change Whats Happened... Deal With It... Everything Happens For A Reason... Those Who Cant Deal With It Aren't Worth It... You Only Have One Life...So Dont Waist It...With The Assholes Who Try To Ruin It
My name definitions from the site "urbandictionary.com" Just type in your name, and see what you get!
1. caitlyn 24 up, 54 down
A girl with the tightest p***y,and constantly wants to ********. watches porn and thats how she gets her technieques from. makes out with strangers and ******** them
"Wow bill, i meet a caitlyn the other day! '
I feel awesomely slutty now. :'~
Or, the name everyone calls me.
1. Billie 33 up, 14 down
A Billie is a girl that in immensly cool and stuff. Everyone loves her lots. She is very good. To be a Billie is a very big compliment.
"I love her, she is so Billie!"
2. Billie 27 up, 12 down
Australian slang term for a Bong (usually home-made, out of a plastic bottle and garden hose).
Also slang for smoking cones.
"Hey bro, pass us the Billie. "
"I punched so many Billies last night."
There are three parts of my profile that are in another language. Figure them out, and maybe you'll get a prize!
Its over now. My Media is Nickelback - If everyone cared
I tihnk it has a really strong message, not just the lyrics, but the video too. So you've taken the time to read my ENTIRE profile, or even if youve just scrolled it. I don't care, just, listen to this, and take insperation. One small change makes all the difference.
Peace-Out.
