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evil HOW TO BEAT A BULLY twisted
STEPS
1) Look around for other kids who have been bullied, whether by the same bully as you or someone else. Take notice of whether or not they try to fight back and defend themselves. If they don't, forget them. But if they do, then join forces with them, letting them know you appreciate their courage in standing up to their tormentors and that you would like to work with them!
2) When you've got enough members, choose a leader for your group. The leader should be among the more intelligent members of the group, if not the most intelligent, and should be fairly highly respected as a student, capable of charming and sweet-talking their way out of trouble with teachers, the principal, etc. Ideally, they should also be the member least likely to give the impression that they're a troublemaker.
3) Make sure everyone knows their place and their role in the group and sticks to it. Also, have a basic system of rewards and punishments that everyone can agree on -- you're not there to pussyfoot around, you're there to deal with bullying. Discipline is a must. But try not to exceed the limit of what your friends will tolerate -- you don't want them to abandon you, replace you as leader, or worse, kick your tail.
4) Use a member of the group to observe the bully's behaviour over a few days -- where they hang out, who they hang out with, etc. Keep your distance, but stay close enough to figure out what the pattern of their school life during lunch/recess is basically like. If possible, send someone along to "buddy up" to them to get a more accurate idea of this.
5) Make a mental note of teachers' behaviour in the playground -- are they watchful? Are their areas of the schoolyard they hardly take notice of? You need to fight where you aren't likely to be noticed by any authority figures. Unwanted attention is something you may want to bring to your enemy, but it is not something you ever want to bring to yourself.
6) Devise an attack against your tormentor based on your findings for steps 3 and 4. This can be done either directly, or by luring them to where you want them to be (i.e.: into a trap). Pull out your funkiest moves on them, but don't go into overkill mode or anything -- you wanna teach them a lesson, rough them up a bit, NOT get arrested!
7) Reward the group member who does the best job by going after their Number 1 enemy for them to return the favour, or by simply inviting them over for sleepovers more often, or buying them lunch more often.
8 ) Repeat steps 4 - 7 as many times as needed until all members of the group are satisfied and all bullies have been *ahem* "discouraged".
If you are a hot girl, push them down. Then take off your shoes and trample them. They will think twice about ending up under stinky smelly feet! Getting squashed under smelly feet could be unbearable!
TIPS
>>>Learn some basic self-defence or martial arts kicks, throws, punches and blocks (anything along the lines of aikido or judo mixed with a bit of boxing or karate or jeet kune do, etc will do perfectly). It doesn't have to be really fancy, but it should have a little ingenuity to it. If one or two of you can take classes or get a training video or something, then good.
>>>>Don't make a mess of their face -- people will talk. Focus mainly on the torso/groin and legs or on the scalp, and/or learn techniques that can do considerable damage without leaving any really unsightly marks.
>>>>Low tree branches and low balconies are great for leaping right in front of someone from.
>>>>A broom or stick or switch off a tree can be handy if you're not very strong.
>>>>A surprise face full of sand, orange juice, lemon juice, etc. can buy you time to turn a fight in your favour. So can raining down gravel or sand on their head, or having someone occasionally pester them from behind so they're distracted and you can get more hits in.
>>>>If you can't get the bully, get one of their friends instead -- anyone who chooses to be friends with a bully knows what they've got themselves in for, and it's their fault if doing so results in them being treated like walking targets.
>>>>And bullies can dish it but they cant take it so practice swearing and pretend to cuss the guy out in your free time.Practice makes perfect.
>>>>It doesn't hurt to occasionally work with a simple map of the schoolyard, just so you can plan things out in more detail.
>>>>If you're caught, make sure you confuse the teacher/principal as much as possible when it comes to determining who the ringleader is. In fact, have a story prepared, and make sure you all agree to it.
>>>>OPTIONAL BUT RECOMMENDED: If you need to split up over a wide distance, it helps to have at least two of some kind of communications devices or alarms in case you run into trouble and need help (a plain old pair of kids' walkie talkies will do fine over shorter distances). You can figure out what to do with them.
>>>>ALSO OPTIONAL: Capturing opponents! But of course this is hard to do for any real length of time. Still, you'll be surprised how quickly the typical bully can be pressured into talking when they're tied up. You could even take something off them to increase the pressure (eg: a watch, their shirt, lunch money, etc). And you want to get to the bottom of why they're being such jerks, right? Right!
>>>>Above all, remember: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, DISCRETION REALLY IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOUR -- SO IF YOU NEED TO RUN LIKE HELL AWAY FROM YOUR OPPONENT, DO IT!
>>>>BUT THE MOST CRUCIAL THING IS you have to remind your freinds what a jerk this guy is and its worth a little trouble to end it once and for all.
>>>>It also helps to stay invisible for a week after you kick hits a** so he doesn't want a rematch with you if you dont have your friends around and remember theres always strength in numbers...especialy when your friends are on the baseball team and sometimes carry their bats with them.
>>>>Oh and by the way: if you can make your opponent really scared or startled, you've already won half the fight.
>>>>CONCLUSION: Always go one better than the bully (if they slap you, punch them, if they punch you, kick them, etc) unless this puts you or your friends/lackeys at risk of serious harm or punishment.
WARNINGS !!!!!!!
>>>Don't overdo it -- you don't wanna kill anyone or turn them into a vegetable or cripple, and you don't want to be sued. Remember: you're supposed to be the good guys, even if you do take matters into your own hands! Hahaha!
>>>>Some bullies will return for a rematch with a bunch of friends to help them out! So be on guard!
IM TELLING YOU THIS CAUSE I USE TO BEAT BULLIES LOL, NOW THEY ALL SCARED OF ME IN SKOOL, LOL IT WORKS (IF YOU CAN BE GANSTER ENOUGH, REMEMBER I LIVE A THUG LIFE) blaugh
 handsum l-jay · Fri May 29, 2009 @ 04:35am · 0 Comments |
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