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The Life and Mind of DamnBlackHeart
This is to help me stay actively writing. So expect to see rants, tips on writing, thoughts on subjects, me complaining of boredom, reviews, anime, movies, video games, conventions, tv shows and whatever life throws at me.
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Questions That Aren't Asked Or Rarely Answered |
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An unanswerable question may be serious or not, may be funny, serious, illogical, weird, and bizarre. Heck, some questions may have some answers but they've educated guesses to them, not proven because sometimes there's other factors to them that doesn't give us an accurate answer. Anyway, here are some compiled questions that many people have wondered but don't know the answers to.
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lips”?
10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”
18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?
20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
21. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
22. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
23. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
24. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
25. Who came up with the curse words we know now?
26. Who invented high heels and what's the point of them anyway?
27. Why do we have hair under our armpits or even have pubic hair?
28. Why is smooth peanut cheaper than nutty?
29. Why has shaving become necessary in the 20th century for women?
30. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
31. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin?
32. When you say 'for Pete sake' who is Pete?
33. Do female animal have periods?
34. If global warming is such a problem why don't they just make more of those electric cars and make them cheaper to purchase? Because really, why make it cost so much that makes it hard for middle class families to get it?
35. Lasers are now powerful and small (at least I think they are), so why don't our troops carry laser guns?
 DamnBlackHeart · Sat Jan 23, 2010 @ 12:16am · 0 Comments |
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