Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts in Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed up, go to a street corner and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will realize cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say 'Yo holmes to Bel Air'. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 or 8 o'clock, even though it felt as if you were traveling for mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say 'Yo holmes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and knock three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside down.
Treaking Fypo · Fri Jul 09, 2010 @ 11:53pm · 0 Comments |