Her "What came first? The chicken or the egg?" Me "That can't be answered." Her "How so?" Me "A chicken is a chicken, but it never said what the egg was." Her "It's a chicken egg." Me "No, it never said that." Her "Then what is it?" Me "Could be a fish egg...of a lizard egg...or a turtle egg...Oh! It's a unicorn egg! So, the answer to your question is the chicken because unicorns don't exist." Her "...Unicorn egg..." Me "Mmmmmmmmermaid egg." Her "Mermaid egg??" Me "Hybrid!!" Her "A unicorn-mermaid hybrid...?" Me "Exactly, that's what the egg is." Her "You're very strange..."