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I hate boys.

To all you boys out there reading this, keep your ******** c**k in your ******** pants.

Stop telling me I'm the prettiest girl ever. Stop asking me questions about history class that you obviously know. STOP asking ANY questions at all! Stop hitting on MY girlfriend. Stop trying to hang out with me on weekends. Stop not taking me seriously when I say I don't like to be poked in the ribs. Stop hugging me during science class; I know I sit next to you but it doesn't make it alright to put your filthy arms around me! Stop 'pretend kidnapping' my girlfriend every ******** time you see her. Stop telling your lame dirty jokes that aren't really funny. Stop staring at my breasts when I'm trying to be polite enough to talk to you. Stop pretending you're listening to me while you're staring at my breasts while I'm trying to be polite enough to talk to you. Stop thinking you're my best friend just because we have two things in common. Stop trying to get me to go out with you; I'm gay. Stop trying to get my girlfriend to go out with you; she's gay and she's mine. Just stop talking to me.

Yes, yes, I'm lesbian alright, but I'm NOT one of those girls you stream from the world wide web who may or may not appear in a different porno with a different partner who might be a man. I don't think you're witty. I don't think you're smart. I don't think you're hot. I think you're lame. Leave me alone and stop cat-calling or honking at me.

But most of all, stop making remarks about my ears.

And more importantly, keep your c**k in your pants.